Get Thick

Just a guy in Los Angeles.

[choked-up]

sorry I have a fat ass and a perfect sense of humor😔

[bulkingstud]

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[santiagocabreradaily]

santiago cabrera as cristobal riosin star trek: picard 2.08

[liberalsarecool]

Vote for progressives. #DSA #ZohranMamdani

[kibumkim]

If this is real they need to do it again

[segamascott]

thank you dua lipa

[megasbear]

[technofeudalism]

they're disenfranchising you by crumpling up and throwing away your cast ballot and invalidating the will of the people by simply refusing to abide by the election results. you know what we need to do in order to solve this? that's right, vote in more elections. after all, the best way to enact change an irreparably broken, corrupt and rigged system is to keep blindly and obediently participating in that system without question right up until they don't even allow you to participate in it anymore. this is the only option we have left at our disposal. do not suggest anything else please. also while you're here would you like to buy some ad space?

[depsidase]

[imthehuggernaut]

Say them, Nance, you stupid cunt

[bullmuc]

[jockmales]

[spiritgun-blog]

Reblog money luffy in the next 20 seconds or you’ll be broke for life

[cultofthewyrm]

Can’t risk it

[maxx114]

I like your leather pants... and you look kind of mean too

[k-wame]

[sophsun1]

Howl's Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[terrooristswin]

[existennialmemes]

A man records himself torching his work place while saying "All you had to do was pay us enough to live. Or at least enough not to do this."

And news reports are officially saying his motive is undetermined because they don't want to admit that they know exactly what his motive is.

"Nothing to see here folks. Just a truly baffling event that came completely out of nowhere and can't be understood. Please don't think about it and start rambling about workers' rights again."

[existennialmemes]

Source

[existennialmemes]

Luke Skywalker is wanted for the destruction of the Death Star. He was heard shouting "I hate the empire! The empire is evil!" while allegedly firing the destructive blow to a weak point.

A motive for the attack has not been determined

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anyataylorjoys]