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@catherinebunnington
Until death, all defeat is psychological.
well i'm psychologically fucking weak so what now
love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending
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fun story I have a gf and she is wonderful we have been together for 3 years. We are polyamorous bc we believe everyone is their own person and should live their best life whatever that looks like.
We have a really cool and fun friend group. There is another lesbian couple and then there is a lesbian polycule of 3 people. Yay! Gay bitches, nice.
Recently my gf started hooking up with one of the girls in the polycule, which is cool cuz they have different sex that I don't want to have.
Only thing is she's over at their place tonight and of all of our friends I am the only one spending the night by myself, which makes me feel kinda stinky. Kinda like a big ol' loser. Like a dummy. I shouldn't feel that way but I do and it's poop from a butt
it look like this
worser part is the girl she's fuckin' rn also wants to fuck me like really bad-style, but I Do Not Want To Fuck Her Back, so it's entirely by choice that it is the way that it is
I'll kill you. Die.
do you want to play dead bodies with me
floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold
pokes you with a stick
Poop is shaped like that cuz it was in ur in test tons
i wish these university types would stop shoving their higher education in my fucking face
yeah everybody knows your poop is shaped like that cuz your bootyhole is modeled after a soft serve machine
i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable
and that word is "hi :3"
hello i am alive tumblr just logged me out a few months ago and I never felt like logging back in until now
All of humanity's modern problems can be traced back to 'number go up' disease
Social media addiction? Number go up disease
World of warcraft addiction? Number go up disease
Never ending profits at the expense of human lives addiction? Number go up disease
A phrase some of you desperately need to learn is "No, that's stupid."
It's really good for when someone says something stupid, as opposed to writing an essay about why they're wrong.
jfc you people are so goddamn melodramatic like go the fuck outside please your vitamin d is low
all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
craving hour is upon me
craving what? i wish i knew
somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is
many trans girls love it when you shove your fingers into their mouths.
big if true
white people will say their dog doesn’t bite but then this will be the dog
Well they did fix the biting problem, just sayin'