Certified Bastard

Jo || UK || He/Him || Queer

[hockeydiva]

[anxietyproblem]

[liquidstar]

i can hear my brothers talking in the hall and one was like “no bro trust me i have the leg strength of a fucking orca whale” and the other was like “whales dont have legs. idiot.”

[mewwon]

When will there be tumblr stories

[queenofcrystaltokyo]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[mattibee]

tiny beetle thoughts

im gonna fuck this dude's entire day up

[calaculusandme]

Sometimes you want a tall guy to hug you from behind. Let’s be real, sometimes is all the time

[arandomthot]

Sometimes it helps to know your limits

[the-togepi-man]

Ok but being in bed just feels SO GOOD

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Ugh rubbing your legs together like a cricket with your fan on you and blankets and pillows all around you like a baroque royalty painting… my favorite

[reactionfaces]

[djpaulyd]

what do you do in your free time?

? do you not see me logged on here like 20 hrs a day

[tiktokarchive]

[ruelukas22]

The best about this is she clearly planned this but actually seeing it made her crack up so hard she could barely get the timing right for the second bit.

[solarsyrup]

Visit Original Link

[hp-up]

[vzm]

[urie]

[user87262893]

[romansroys]

i am