part_time_lovah

emily, 30, she/her, philadelphia extremist. i have lived one million lives on the internet <3

[urie]

the most important thing about being a flyers fan is also being a hater. you have to have real hate in your heart

[urie]

i genuinely want a flyersblr powerpoint party so bad we would probably all talk each other into psychosis like 20 delusional bitches telling each other exactlyyyyy

[urie]

my saved snapchat story from the day we drafted nolan patrick is reallyyyy a dead wife montage for real

[urie]

when we drafted nolan patrick i was still living in florida and i flew to philly so i could go to a draft party. 🤡

[shadeslayer]

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

[dogpuppy]

[urie]

Do you listen to Trevor's playlists on Spotify?

lovingly we dont have the same taste in music unless he plans on really randomly getting into irish folk music

[urie]

54% never had sex on that poll is fucking frying me

[urie]

i have absolutely been risking the parasite for my golden kiwis and my cherries. you cant take that from me. if it happens then it happens

[apolladay]

What's your average number of sexual partners per year? Divide [the total number of people you've had sex with] by [the number of years since your first time]. (Defining "sex" here as "any consensual sexual contact with another person".)

Never had sex

Less than 0.5 partners a year

0.5 to .99 partners a year

1 to 1.49 partners a year

1.5 to 1.99 partners a year

2 to 4.9 partners a year

5 to 9.9 partners a year

10 to 14.9 partners a year

15 to 19.9 partners a year

20 partners a year or more

Too many partners to make even a rough guess

What's your average number of sexual partners per year? Divide [the total number of people you've had sex with] by [the number of years since your first time]. (Defining "sex" here as "any consensual sexual contact with another person".)

Never had sex

Less than 0.5 partners a year

0.5 to .99 partners a year

1 to 1.49 partners a year

1.5 to 1.99 partners a year

2 to 4.9 partners a year

5 to 9.9 partners a year

10 to 14.9 partners a year

15 to 19.9 partners a year

20 partners a year or more

Too many partners to make even a rough guess

Remaining time: 6 days 21 hours

[urie]

ive never met my mother in law but we're instagram mutuals and shes always posting things like That nigel farage!! Bollocks!!! and im always like so true maggie you say that

[urie]

pls support my girl...

[urie]

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

[urie]

WHY do men spit so much??? like what is up with that im so serious

[futurama]

i had sex w/ giratina O_o

[urie]

i put 7 spice + sumac in my turkey burgers and fold in some feta cheese.... salt and pepper on the outside... Theyre always so beautiful...