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myo • 29 • he/him nb

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

[niidsch]

MySims ♥ 2007

[queenofcrystaltokyo]

straight men used to cook

[queenofcrystaltokyo]

rita come collect ya tings dem from primark it flop

[catchymemes]

[virtualmosshroom]

[tonysaintborgi]

Adapt or SUFFER

I'll adapt

I'll suffer

Remaining time: 3 days 2 hours

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[apatheticfluorescence]

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[toskarin]

no

[mewwon]

i feel like we really don’t need a million pride flags. it gives hogwarts houses and sweatshop temu accessories. it gives sense of identity through consumerism. it gives those pic art avatars fuckk whatever they’re called from 2019. and most importantly its unchic

[capacity2]

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[ceruleanheaven]

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

[ceruleanheaven]

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

[ceruleanheaven]

lets all kill ourselves

[mrsterlingeverything]

Sweetie your grandma deactivated last night

[retroactivebakeries]

going forward, red words are considered odd numbers, unless the words were already even numbers, like five. blue words are scared of odd numbers and so will only appear in the same sentence with them if there are green words there too. green words are considered even and five. if you trap a blue word in a sentence with red words but no green words, death will result, and will be considered odd. odd numbers are divisible by purple words unless they (purple or red) are prime or it is raining. death has resulted. a prime number can eat the corpses of most red words and some others but they will be absolutely poisoned and die if they eat an even number, like five. this is how the stock market works.

[dear-girl-blankets]

kids will be like "appy juice is my favorite" and when you ask why theyll say its because of dialectical materialism

[payneszayn-blog]