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myo • 29 • he/him nb

[queenofcrystaltokyo]

yes my header literally features a picture of matt damon in a gladiator outfit no i will not be watching nolan's odyssey that's not what that's about

[treecitysessions]

[stillmissing]

[thedickcavettshow]

hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

[squeakitties]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[cachyos-official]

All my doubters become routers when I admin the network of success

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[just-in-cays]

buttmogged zoomers support group

[radrush]

when we drink we do it right getting slizzard sippin sizzurp in my ride. like six seven

[radrush]

now im feeling so fly like nine eleven

[mrsterlingeverything]

Club legend art theatre by charli xcx

[actionpackedjackson]

Stretch kick curtain up don't pop the head it's showtime folks an actress ain't got coins for cabs that's why I paint for subway dads

[queenofcrystaltokyo]

friday mood

[zingmin]

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[capnsoapy]

being a trans girl feels like being the person who has to explain the rules of the board game to everybody but for everything in your life. including explaining the rules of board games.

[1percentcharge]

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

[geeko-sapiens]

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

[cloudswamp]

that time in the 90's where dennis rodman married himself while declaring he was bisexual.