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Tavros Nitram | 19 | They/Them | 89% Fae [ indie human/troll tavros nitram blog, post-sburb ]

[bullheadedfae-blog]

Hey~ This is a Post-Sburb kind of AU Tavros Nitram blog so! If you’re an RP blog that doesn’t mind rping with something like that, please like/reblog this. Thank you! 

[springflowerboi-blog]

prismaticlightseer started following you

bullheadedfae started following you

thanks for the follow back and follow

names dave im 17 he him and im going swimmin again for the second time today

name age pronouns fact aboat yourself please

[bullheadedfae-blog]

yoo,,, uh, 1r1s, they or them, and, uh, 19, 1n human years, and 1 really dont know how to sw1m, st1ll,,,

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Kurloz smiled.

He was used to seeing people come into the shop with looks of awe or even discomfort etched on their faces. Considering how downright disturbing some of the objects for sale were, he could hardly blame them. Normal people typically didn’t see shrunken heads on a daily basis.

《 I thank thee. I hath written up a contract that I believe will suit thy fancy. For a lock of thy hair, I will grant thee a week of inspiration and motivation and banish all inklings of procrastination. Is this an acceptable deal? 》 With a very neat movement, Kurloz placed the parchment down for the other to read. No tricks this time. The spell was simple and, in truth, Kurloz had no intention of trying to scam a potentially happy customer who in turn could provide future business.

[bullheadedfae-blog]

Iris ran a quick hand through their hair as they gave the other a small smile, finally managing to look away from the, admittedly disturbing, decorations. Were any of these real skulls? Iris definitely didn’t feel comfortable asking this almost stranger something like that. They didn’t want to be involved in any potential murders. 

Shaking their head, they focused on the contract on the counter, once again struck by how formal this all was. If something like this actually worked, Iris could see themselves coming back for something more permanent but they would take it one day at a time at the moment.

“A lock of hair for zero procrastination for a week. Uh, got it. That sounds good to me, honestly.”

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The transportalizer was set near the back of the shop in what could have easily been a storage room at one point. There were beads hanging over the doorframe and the shop just beyond was filled to the brime with all sorts of oddities, both illegal and otherwise. Between the animals skulls and herbs and vials of questionable substances, it was clear this wasn’t the most typical of stores. The air was heavy was an almost musty scent and the lights were low.

Kurloz stood behind the counter, a piece of weathered paper in front of him. Upon hearing the transportalizer, he glanced up and gave a friendly smile perfect for customers. He gave the other a wave.

《 Greetings. Welcome to my humble shop. 》

If they were incredibly attentive to details, Iris might have noticed that the voice wasn’t quite …right. The voice was loud and clear, honey smooth and warm, but there was a sort of echo in a way. Plus, Kurloz hardly moved his mouth as he spoke.

[bullheadedfae-blog]

Iris couldn’t help himself as they stepped down from the transportalizer, looking around the shop in slight awe. They lived on Earth, a different Earth but an Earth nonetheless, and Iris wasn’t sure if they’d ever seen anything like this. Maybe there just weren’t any shops like this in California, they really didn’t have any idea where exactly they were.

Lifting a hand to wave back, they gingerly made their way over to the counter though their attention was clearly still on the objects in the shop that they couldn’t have noticed if anything else was off.

“Oh yeah...wow. It’s definitely...something in here.”

They started, their jilted, hesitant way of speaking making itself known. 

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hey, ii’m 2ollux captor, niice two meet you. what'2 up?

[bullheadedfae-blog]

1ts n1ce to meet you too sollux, uh, 1m star1ng 1n my fr1dge, try1ng to f1gure out why 1 never seem to have any food 1n here, 1ts a curse,,,

[bullheadedfae-blog]

@kabritos

Really, they couldn’t help but repeat to themself how bad of an idea this was as Iris headed to the transportalizer. What if this guy was a serial killer and led people to their house with promises of making their problems go away with just a lock of hair. On the other hand, Iris was more bored than they’d ever been and was looking for anything to alleviate that. Even if their head was screaming at them to not go to strange men’s houses and sign strange contracts.

Punching his coords in, they felt the familiar tug of being transported before glancing around at the strange shop. “Uhhh...”

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[bullheadedfae-blog]

th1s lack of fa1th between alts 1snt cool, man,

[kabritos-deactivated20170205]

:o)

– sent file “coords.txt” –

[bullheadedfae-blog]

1ll be there, uh, soon then,

[alitotes-deactivated20180129]

tHINGS THAT ARE, cOUNTER-PRODUCTIVE;

dOING THAT,

[bullheadedfae-blog]

1ts the perfect plan,

[kabritos-deactivated20170205]

tis a simple spell and will only last a week

a lock of hair is reasonable

i will need thee to come to my place of business and sign a contract

transportation is provided at no extra cost

[bullheadedfae-blog]

oh, okay, this seems formal, but, 1m not do1ng anyth1ng but avo1d1ng clean1ng my h1ve so,

yeah, sure, how do 1, get there, do you have coords,

[alitotes-deactivated20180129]

bUT, wHAT ABOUT, aNTS,

wHAT IF ANTS HAPPEN,

[bullheadedfae-blog]

cant 1 just, burn down my h1ve 1f ants happen, collect the 1nsurance money, and bu1ld an 1dent1cal h1ve,

[kabritos-deactivated20170205]

:o)

would thou like a trial?

for a week, i am willing to take a lock of hair

[bullheadedfae-blog]

a lock of ha1r, for a spell,

sure, whatever, that seems ch1ll,  1m not sure what youd even do w1th my ha1r but,  alr1ght,

[tenebrouscalamity-blog]

:oO

hOlY sHiT. sO YoU’rE lIKE… bOtH.

[bullheadedfae-blog]

uhh, yeah, 1 guess 1m both,

[tenebrouscalamity-blog]

:o?? 

uUuUh, HaHaHa. OkAy DoGg. YoU aIn’T gOtTa SpEcIfY iF yOu AiN’t WaNtInG tO nOnE.

[bullheadedfae-blog]

1ts just, compl1cated,

1ts l1ke, 1f a troll and a human had a w1ggler, thats what we would be, but for all 1ntents and purposes, were pretty much humano1d,

[kabritos-deactivated20170205]

it is not a trick to water any gardens

it’s an actual spell

[bullheadedfae-blog]

,,, uh huh,

[tenebrouscalamity-blog]

Oh YoU’rE aN aLiEn In EaRtH?

[bullheadedfae-blog]

uh, yes and no, 1m, human1sh, we call ourselves human, but 1 was a troll, and l1ved on altern1a, 

see, there was th1s game,,, you know what, neverm1nd,

[alitotes-deactivated20180129]

a SOLEMN BALLAD, wILL BE SUNG FOR YOUR LOSS,

bETTER SWEEP THAT SHIT UP, pOSTHASTE, }:U

[bullheadedfae-blog]

thank you, 1 really apprec1ate the support in my t1me of mourn1ng,

man,,, 1m so damn lazy though,