Bullshit BTS Quotes

I have nothing else to do with my life so I'm doing this. Namjin is love, Namjin is life.

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Yoongi: Not one of these hoes intimidates me. I'll ash my blunt on your forehead bitch.

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Jimin: I'll braid the grass before I worry about a bitch that don't like me.

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Jungkook: I thought the G spot was where all the gangsters hang out.

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it’s hand holding time for yoongi! 

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namjoon and his homies

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Jimin: If you're reading this and even we barely talk, PayPal me $700

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Hoseok: What's wrong with Jin?

Taehyung: He and Namjoon are fighting and haven't had sex in a week. So I'd guess it's the lack of sex.

Jin: *screaming from outside* Who the FUCK put grass in the yard?!

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Jungkook: What would Yoongi do for a Klondike bar?!

Yoongi: *watching TV* Absolutely nothing, now give me the fucking ice cream.

[parandalhayansae]

me: nct johnny is the biological replication of ko jiyong from the ancient boy group sechskies

them: prove it

me:

them: holy shit

[mimibtsghost]

BEHIND NAMJOON’S SMILE:

The man who once sang “One morning, I opened my eyes. And wished I was dead. I want someone to kill me” - Always

Is the same one who said “ Thanks to the members who I put beside me, I’m able to fill in my weaknesses and they have made me want to be a better person. I’m thankful. We’re all different and that may seem a little burdensome on us, but we all know our differences, in a good way. In order to be a portion as one person in that group of seven, I will try my best to do what I can do and for a long time, healthily, and continue to do what we have believed in this entire time.” - LY IN SEOUL DVD

 He also said that just by watching the members of BTS he can have a lot of fun

And the man wasn’t speaking lies

Be it any member, they always draw the biggest smile on his face

He always watches them with an open heart

His laugh became something so natural

A man who once gave up on life learned to love himself and other people through them

Now his joy is being there with them

His joy is simply them. 

Namjoon is really the best leader and human we can wish for. I hope you liked this post and pls leave a reply I would love to know what you think | 

By @mimibtsghost

[hcseokie]

jungkook’s parents: say again why you choose this company

jungkook, after seeing joon for like 10 minutes: 

[cloudskook]

AND SPRITE youtube:bangtansus

[ohmyhobe]

KIMCHI

FRIED

RICE

[jhopethemanthemyththelegend]

hamburger

and sprite

[ohmyhobe]

im in tyears i just rewatched it and realised even after explaining “a food u can’t get in korea” jimin is like …. noodles……… korean noodles

[eggyeolls]

yoongis english fluent ass in the back is all like *pfft*

[fishmeter]

let me see what you have!! 🐰🗡

[tae-yeontan]

The softest leader out there☺️✨

cr: original owner

[lovethesoftkpopbabies]

“K-pop idols need to be skinny.”

“Oppa, you’re getting fat.”

“They should go on a diet.”

Me, an intellectual:

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Min Yoongi is PERFECT the way he is. I honestly can't get enough of these adorable photos of him. Seeing that he's eating healthy and looking healthy, not looking like a goddamn stick makes me so happy and if you're a true BTS fan you should be happy too. THE BOYS HAPPINESS SHOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY. END OF DISCUSSION.

#YoongiWeLoveYou

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namjoon on driving tests (redbubble/2)