Bullshit Quotes I Just Made Up

Inspired by Joe Lycett. The only rule is you can't have thought about the quote for longer than 10 seconds.

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In the ocean of life, always wear a life jacket

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Just because Grandma didn’t make it doesn’t mean Grandpa won’t eat it

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When life hands you a backpack, sometimes you need to accept you can’t carry everything on your own.

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You can’t dig a hole, it’s already empty

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The battle with oneself is the hardest to win as only you lose

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Opening a window in summer brings relief, but opening a window in winter brings pneumonia. Think about it.

Ella

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Listen and silent are spelled with the same letters. Think about it.

Anonymous

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You can’t go down the road until you go up it

Kelly

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If you scream it loud enough... you might need a throat lozenge

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Same letters

LISTEN & SILENT ARE SPELT WITH THE SAME LETTERS 

Think about it

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You can’t spell honesty without ‘hone’.

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Nobody dies a virgin, because life fucks us all

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Do you like JIMMY CARR

YES 

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Life is like a film, you laugh, you cry and end up dying skint when it flops.

Maz

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When you open a door there is always something on the other side.

Darren Dinsey

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Time is like a drug. Too much of it kills you.

Small Gods