Mr. Luntz

"I've been told it's okay to hit the children if there are no marks."

[bullworthlessbrats]

Hello, I'm Mr. Luntz, The lowly Janitor for Bullworth Academy and all the snot nosed brats who inhabited it.

A lot of them have flocked to this app so I figured I might as well join and keep watch- Eh.

Interaction with me is okay I suppose, ask me questions or maybe enlighten me on what these filthy brats are up to. No need really, I do see everything. :)

Ooc Below 》

Yeah I found another Underrated Bully character to larp lol. All jokes aside I actually really do like Mr. Luntz even though he's kinda a creep, but whatev. This is really just for shits and giggles

Anyways, All interaction is okay! Just don't push nsfw or like be werid or call me slurs fr.

Oc x Cannon Or Cannon x Cannon ships are okay, all I ask is that the Oc or character is an adult. Mr. Luntz is a middle aged man and I'm 18 so please don't make this weird for both of us. Besides that, be as mean as you want to Luntz lol.

Head-Cannon's:

I don't really have any Head-Cannons for Mr. Luntz, only that I somewhat Shamefully ship him with Dr. Crabblesnitch, that's kinda it.

Dan Wilson Main blog @danwithaplan

Go ham chat.

Algernon Papadopoulos Sideblog @princealgie

[bullworthlessbrats]

Why do you look like that 😂😂

Because.

[janitorphil]

i like it when you threaten the stupid people in here . keep it up unc

( @frilly-louise )

you know i will. the day i stop threatening annoying lil children is the day i am DEAD. waiting for the day they let me start using my mop as a weapon

[bullworthlessbrats]

I suppose most Janitors have something in common after all

[janitorphil]

yesssir. ..but you ought to be careful. school’s crowded. might not be big enough for the two of us.

i get territorial.

[bullworthlessbrats]

I suspected as much, all I want is the basement and school store. Other than that you can do whatever you want wherever you want, Phil.

[ednasfinecooking]

If anyone buys me a pack of cigs I'll get you McDonald's for lunch!

[bullworthlessbrats]

I'll buy you 4 packs if you can find me some Potassium cyanide Edna :)

[ednasfinecooking]

FOUR PACKS?! I'll do anything for four packs!!

[bullworthlessbrats]

Wonderful! You're such a.. 'Doll' Edna. I'll get you your four packs later this afternoon. Don't forget my Potassium cyanide lol

[bullworthlessbrats]

Dr. Crabblesnitch has some good ideas for the school but I really wish he'd listen to my ideas and put them into action. He might be bright but he's so blind to what happeneds here at Bullworth Academy. Some of these little brats need to be strung up by their feet and beaten like a pinata.

Lol that's really funny to imagine actually

[janitorphil]

i like it when you threaten the stupid people in here . keep it up unc

( @frilly-louise )

you know i will. the day i stop threatening annoying lil children is the day i am DEAD. waiting for the day they let me start using my mop as a weapon

[bullworthlessbrats]

I suppose most Janitors have something in common after all

[ednasfinecooking]

If anyone buys me a pack of cigs I'll get you McDonald's for lunch!

[bullworthlessbrats]

I'll buy you 4 packs if you can find me some Potassium cyanide Edna :)

[bullworthlessbrats]

I think you'd like this song. Maybe not sonically, but i feel you'd identify with the lyrics

I do really enjoy the lyrics, The beat is a bit different from what I normally listen to but you can't really argue with art lol

[bullworthlessbrats]

Dr. Crabblesnitch listens to me but I wish he'd listen to me about physical punishment for the students. A little crack of the whip will set these kids straight, making it a much more enjoyable environment for the students and faculty.

[bullworthlessbrats]

Hello mr. Luntz whats the worst most disgusting mess youve ever had to clean up?

In my basement or at the school?- ha, jusstt jokingg. Uhhh I've had to clean up a lot of messes from these little vermin but my least favorite would have to be when someone thought it would be funny to throw a stink bomb during a food fight.

So, not only was there Edna's 'cooking' everywhere but also a lot of vomit (from the bomb or her cooking, I'm still not sure) and all I had to cover my face was a handkerchief. Yeah, that was probably the worst.

[bullworthlessbrats]

Do these filthy morons know that someone cleans the school or do I just have to keep reminding them? Oh well, they'll get whats coming to them someday :)