Cleanin’ up after you dirty rats.

Janitor Phillip Green.

[janitorphil]

Janitor at Bullworth. Hate rich kids. Love me some cornbread. Divorced 4 times. I make a mean moonshine. I’ll sell ya some.

Cleanin up the mess you dirty scoundrels leave behind. Damn little shits stupid lil kids dammit…

Got any dead animals, give me a call. I’m gonna need em.

——— OOC INFO ⬇️

Thought i’d make a bully oc. Grins

Don’t take much here seriously, made this dude for shits and giggles lolz

Phillip Green is a 49 year old man born in the Ozarks of Arkansas, USA. How’d he get so far up north? Only god knows. He’s a janitor at Bullworth Academy and hates children and loves scum.

He smells like dirt and wet dog.

Blog run bt @hopkins420

[janitorphil]

Hey Phillip!! What do you think about Rebecca?

barely know er. i think i hit her with a broom once. couldn’t tell ya.

as long as she aint makin messes where i’m pickin up, then she’s alright in my books.

[janitorphil]

i like it when you threaten the stupid people in here . keep it up unc

( @frilly-louise )

you know i will. the day i stop threatening annoying lil children is the day i am DEAD. waiting for the day they let me start using my mop as a weapon

[bullworthlessbrats]

I suppose most Janitors have something in common after all

[janitorphil]

yesssir. ..but you ought to be careful. school’s crowded. might not be big enough for the two of us.

i get territorial.

[bullworthlessbrats]

I suspected as much, all I want is the basement and school store. Other than that you can do whatever you want wherever you want, Phil.

[janitorphil]

i like that little arrangement. yer a good man.

[janitorphil]

i like it when you threaten the stupid people in here . keep it up unc

( @frilly-louise )

you know i will. the day i stop threatening annoying lil children is the day i am DEAD. waiting for the day they let me start using my mop as a weapon

[bullworthlessbrats]

I suppose most Janitors have something in common after all

[janitorphil]

yesssir. ..but you ought to be careful. school’s crowded. might not be big enough for the two of us.

i get territorial.

[ednasfinecooking]

Met a drag queen back in 1996, changed my life

[janitorphil]

I was a drag queen back in 1996……… Maybe it was meant to be.

[janitorphil]

i like it when you threaten the stupid people in here . keep it up unc

( @frilly-louise )

you know i will. the day i stop threatening annoying lil children is the day i am DEAD. waiting for the day they let me start using my mop as a weapon

[janitorphil]

I think one of my estranged children goes to this school. Hope he don’t find out im his daddy, im real overdue on child support..

if you got an absent father, don’t go snoopin around my records

[janitorphil]

butch lesbians are a friend of mine

[damonsthetruth]

you sound like the only reasonable kid on the team. some of yer boys STINK. tell em quit messin up the locker rooms. or im gonna soak all of their damn football jerseys in mopwater. thanks

- @janitorphil

err..., hello sir.

…yeah, i guess i am pretty reasonable… you really think my boys stink? i mean, it’s not so bad with the rest, but you can surely smell juri. that boy is TERRIBLE, huh-huh.

yeah, i’ll keep it in mind to quit messin’ up the locker room. you know how we get after winnin’ games…

[setblue42]

Dude what the fuck why are you fucking here man you’re so OLD where’s your wife 😂 go home to your family dude

[janitorphil]

Keep yer eyes open at night, boy.

[janitorphil]

phil do you support lesbians

yep. couple of lesbians saved my life by dragging my cold wet body out of a canal one night in the big city. i was in the right part of town. godbless

[janitorphil]

Hi Mister Janitor Green :)

Would you be so kind as to leave the dumpster behind the Boys' Dorm alone?

My rats turned it into their favorite hangout spot, but rest assured - they promise not to make a mess of it! They're meticulous groomers, so you don't have to come over to clean it out anymore!

@ratkingbayona

Yep. I’ll leave it alone. But for your rats safety, I dont think its a good idea to let em stay there. I dont know what them boys put in there but its HELL ON EARTH diggin through that thing

I’m fluent in rat, they are a friend of mine. They can stay wherever they’d like

[therealqueenwilez]

Oooohh my GOD! Edna is like, so disgusting! Like, what is she serving?! It's all just slop on a tray!

That's why.. I don't eat. ..I have food on me. Her food is just disgusting, okay? What does she even use for perfume? Dog food?!

I'm SURPRISED someone actually wants her. That's like dating a nerd and then being HAPPY about it.

I'm not surprised if those geeks like, like her food and eat it.. or whatever.

[janitorphil]

I don’t appreciate y’all younguns talking crap about my WOMAN. I’ll put rats in yer locker, girl, you hear?! Her natural dog food aroma attracts me like flies to rot!

[ednasfinecooking]

GOD DAMMNIT!!!!

[petrapeelsout]

just a big old pot of agony, despair, and all things unfair. what the fuck is this supposed to be?

[ednasfinecooking]

ALRIGHT SHAKESPEARE!! It was going to be muffins!!

[prefectscott]

that shit is NOT muffins.

Seems you need a few bucks to get yourself a cookbook and not use your filthy little fantasies for us,Edna.

[janitorphil]

You aint supposed to talk to ladies like that, son. Edna’s a fine young woman and she DEMANDS respect. Im gonna be watchin you….

[ednasfinecooking]

Lunch is served! Come and get it!

Today is baby scorpion pizza!

[janitorphil]

I’ll eat whatever you got to serve me babydoll. Yer as fine as some good peach cobbler, mama 💋

[ednasfinecooking]

Oh honey!! HAH!! You can't handle all of this!!

[janitorphil]

Mama I can handle allllll you got. You know who I am!? Im Phillip Green. I won “Biggest Wife Award” back in ‘86. Trust me. I can handle it

[survivaloftheprettlest]

[janitorphil]

THATS MY FUTURE WIFE SOON TO BE EX WIFE YER TALKIN ABOUT, KID!! GIT ON OUTTA HERE! GIT!

[ednasfinecooking]

Lunch is served! Come and get it!

Today is baby scorpion pizza!

[janitorphil]

I’ll eat whatever you got to serve me babydoll. Yer as fine as some good peach cobbler, mama 💋

[ednasfinecooking]

Oh honey!! HAH!! You can't handle all of this!!

[janitorphil]

Mama I can handle allllll you got. You know who I am!? Im Phillip Green. I won “Biggest Wife Award” back in ‘86. Trust me. I can handle it

[ednasfinecooking]

Lunch is served! Come and get it!

Today is baby scorpion pizza!

[janitorphil]

I’ll eat whatever you got to serve me babydoll. Yer as fine as some good peach cobbler, mama 💋

[janitorphil]

OOC

yo bro you know what u SHOULD do (optional ahah-)

AUTOSHOP TEACHER BLOG. BAM. MY IDEA. Ehhh?? 👀

ooc this is a good idea…. i do like the shop teacher…. 👀

i actually used his face to edit into phil’s lmaoo, i didn’t change much