BULLYMAGNET WEEK STARTS SUNDAY, MAY 4TH AND RUNS UNTIL SATURDAY, MAY 10TH!
i will be scouring #bullymagnet week #bullymagnet week 2025 #bmw2025 and the various max x johnny tags for your submissions :~) you can also tag me !
feel free to submit them directly! and to PM me if you think I've missed one!
In-depth details under the cut.
Good luck! Have fun!
SUNDAY, MAY 4TH:
Breaking and Entering OR Medium Traits
MONDAY, MAY 5TH:
Femslash OR School Dance
TUESDAY, MAY 6TH:
Panel Redraw OR Fairy Tale AU
WEDNESDAY, MAY 7TH:
Beach Day OR Pokemon AU
THURSDAY, MAY 8TH:
Flirting Fumbles OR Spirit Fusion
FRIDAY, MAY 9TH:
Fighting Together OR Power/Spirit Swap
SATURDAY, MAY 10TH:
Future AU OR First Kiss
Prompts can be mixed, remixing, ignored for the other, or ignored entirely! Fic, art, meta, playlist, any media your heart desires is welcomed into the event.
I will ignore: Nsfw/sexual content, discriminatory content, any gore/body horror I deem inappropriate for the character's ages and the setting, and anything i deem "in bad faith" towards other people/ships.
The last time I ran this event hitball had JUST barely ended, Johnny was just seeing shades, Suzy didn’t have a confirmed last name, and vampires didn’t exist yet! Time sure flies! Now, some of you might remember the summer of 2018- but for those of you who might not have been around back then, here’s a rundown of what this event is about.
(please enjoy my shitty mspaint calendar <3)
Summer Ladies is an event celebrating the women of Paranatural who are often overshadowed in the fandom. Between June 17th and June 30th a day will be dedicated to one of the ladies of Paranatural: you’re encouraged to make SOMETHING, anything- fanart, fanfic, little crafts, what have you- with the gal of the day as your muse. You can do this free style, or you can follow along with the prompts that will be posted alongside the calendar in a dedicated tab on the blog (as well as in the pinned!).
This is an event that is open to any and all creators! Have fun with it! I will be checking the main tag consistently, but if you want to be sure I see what you’ve made you can use the tag #pnatsummer =)
If you have any questions or need any clarification, the inbox is always open.
For @bullymagnetweek day three: Panel Redraw / Fairy Tale AU
Also available here.
It’s a march through the forest. Johnny has done it half a dozen times already, and he knows the walked path is the safest one. The sun is hanging over the trees, casting long and gangly shadows onto the forest floor. Johnny is mindful of the sun’s position and where the shadows crawl, since at least a couple of them have eyes.
His own shadow most of all. He knows that one has eyes. “Yer still here?” Johnny calls, watching the light bleed through the leaves and turn them see-through with tiny, tiny veins. He pauses as he waits for Max to answer, looking to the side and watching the tiny prey animals.
Some warlocks and wizards use small birds and rabbits to practice magic on. Basic spells. Things like healing, invisibility, or blinding spells for instance. Johnny remembers when his mom, before she was imprisoned, used to catch a junco a couple times a week and would mend its broken wings or cast invisibility so it could go to build her nest, for her babies. She tried so hard to control her magic back then, and sometimes she managed it.
And when she managed it, everything was really, really good.
“You look like you’re constipated,” Max says. Johnny’s head snaps to his shadow, which has now taken the unusual shape of a boy curling into itself like a cat, staring up at Johnny from the forest floor. Johnny’s shadow no longer looks like him, but a boy a little shorter, a little more unassuming. “What are you thinking about anyway?”
“Mom,” Johnny says.
Max unfurls, stretching its arms over its head, making Johnny wanna stretch, too. “And that makes you constipated?”
Johnny huffs. “Makes me brain constipated to think of old stuff,” he turns away from the shadow to continue walking. The shadow will stay attached, so he knows Max is close. “Y’still capable of being brain constipated?”
“My brain bowel movements are fine, Johnny, thanks.”
Johnny watches as the shadows that are cast from the trees suddenly have eyes, and the shadows from the animals have eyes, too. Max hops from one shadow to the next, always appearing in the dark edges of the forest. Johnny slots his hand against a tree to block the sun out in a tiny box, and Max appears there, too. Its eyes blinking at Johnny, and then breaking out into a wry grin, like it knows a little too much.
“Yer a weird guy, Max,” Johnny says as he leaves the tree to have sun on all parts of it again, as Max’s smile disappears with the shadow.
“I’m not much of a guy at all, Johnny,” Max says. As a rabbit hops in pace with Johnny, Max exists in its shadow, as its shadow, or maybe a lone shadow devoid of origin, keeping pace only not to be left behind. “You’re the only guy here.”
Johnny stares at the deer that Max finds haven in. It is a strange, bug-eyed creature, completely docile. Max sits in its shadow, a complete inverse of the deer. Max used to be a dangerous thing in the Jhonny house. Johnny doesn’t remember the story, but his mom Ronnie used t’say that one day, when he was still little tiny and crying all the time, Max appeared in his crib.
Johnny was nowhere to be seen—which alarmed Ronnie a lot. Where’s my kid? She asked to Max, who was also just a little baby, but it never cried. It stared at her with a neutral—maybe curious, if you wanted to give it that benefit—expression, never smiling or frowning or doing anything at all.
So Ronnie took her a tome in their house and drew a sigil on Max’s forehead, between its eyes. And when it burned away white like steam, it revealed that Max wasn’t human, was a thing not a boy. And so she knew that Max was a replacement for Johnny. That won’t do, I need my kid. Do you have my kid, Changeling? Said Ronnie, who was knowledgeable about this since she was a great sorcerer.
Max said nothing since it was still a baby.
And then this is the part that gets fuzzy. Ronnie told the story that she exorcised Max, and in doing so, revealed Johnny. And then Max became a shadow. She also said that Max wasn’t a good Changeling to start because it looked nothing like Johnny, and so was immediately obvious as a replacement. She said that Max’s exorcism wasn’t painful for it, and she found Johnny quickly outside, safe as a flower in spring.
But when Johnny asks Donnie Johnny’s father, he says that Ronnie created a great fire in all of her panic and didn’t care about a damn person in the house—not the thing in their baby’s crib, not herself, or him—and threw Max in a blazing fire to get Johnny back.
And Max never screamed, just watched her through the roaring flames.
And when she was done, Johnny was outside in an old pot full of weeds and flowers, crying his eyes out. He also had a shadow that didn’t match his movements, and when you looked away just enough, it opened its eyes.
“Yer a dead guy,” Johnny says to Max, who is pretending it fits nicely in the deer shadow, when it does not. “Dead.. fairy. Undead?”
“I’m not a fairy, that’s totally wrong.” Max grumbles. “I’m fey. I’m supernatural, I’m not magical. You’re the magical one here, Johnny.”
Johnny lifts his hand and summons fire that trickles upward from his fingers and the etching on his palm. It doesn’t hurt, it’s not even hot. He got only a fraction of his mom’s magic, but it defines him down to the inch—that’s what she used to say. He got a bit of wild fire magic, never really being able to control it like other people do with theirs. He stares at the fire and tries to imagine himself in it, being one with it, and being what it wants.
He only controls it a little, and it’s mostly with his emotions. Max watches with wide eyes. It likes Johnny’s fire a lot. Fire casts shadow, where Max lives. It puts them in a space of symbiosis that keeps them both equally as safe from the world outside them and with each other.
“That’s magical. Straight. Up. Magic. Bro.” Max says. The fire isn’t big enough to cast a shadow on its own, but Max still tries to linger closer on the deer’s crawling shadow as the sun gets closer to setting. It looks like it wishes it could touch the fire, or that the fire was big enough to be attached to.
“Bro?” Johnny asks, snuffing the fire by closing his fist.
“Bro.” Max says. It’s hard to tell if it ever nods, but its voice certainly sounds like it’s nodding.
Johnny likes that this ended up the way it did, though. Johnny being able to cast and use fire, and Max being there with him. Max is his friend, and didn’t mind not being a child to the Jhonny family, but rather a mix of a welcomed familiar, a friend, and a nuisance.
And Max never complained.
The journey to the Lake Grave isn’t an arduous one, but it’s one that requires great mental and magical energy. It’s the only part of Mayview that exists outside of Mayview’s timeline, separate of both difference and consequence. The ground is oobleck, desert-colored, and is one of the largest wells of magic in the world. It’s a great and unique power Johnny probably doesn’t know the half of.
Johnny has only ever been able to come here with Max’s company. It’s not that it’s a portal of some kind that Johnny just doesn’t know the spell for, it’s more weirder than that. In Johnny’s mind, it’s because of his and Max’s naturally prodigious team-up that allows them to enter the sacred space. In fact, he can just ask why the heck he can only come here with Max. Max’d probably know.
“When I try to come here by myself, the forest says no-no, you ain’t got a key. Why’s that? Why are you a key, Max? Hey?” Johnny talks to the dirt and bugs around his feet. It’s easier than trying to find Max as it hops and jumps between every little blade of grass, every animal, even Johnny.
“M’not a key, Johnny. It’s a wish,” Max explains. It’s good at explaining. Johnny likes to think it sees a special, underground world, one where all the answers are written in front of its eyeballs. “The lake likes wishes, and likes granting them. You go into the forest for a reason. You walk. You..have fun? Die? Whatever people do in stories? When we go together, Johnny, I want you to make it to the end. And when you go, you want someone else to make it, like me.”
That’s not right.
Johnny wants Max to be happy.
Maybe he thinks that going to the Lake Grave will make Max happy.
“But when I go by myself, I also wanna make it there, all to the end. Don’t I?” Johnny is suddenly feeling very confused about his own reasons for things.
“Everyone wants something for themselves,” Max says, sighing. “It’s not enough. There’s power in wanting someone else to get there.. it’s not altruism, it’s just.. the end of a story. You know books?”
“I do know books,” Johnny replies wryly. Max has even seen him read.
“You turn the page to get to the end. And the characters like, do stuff. They do stuff. And you help them do stuff by getting them closer to the end. And maybe they die, but you still did it. You still got to the end. That’s what it wants.”
“That’s kinda dumb,” Johnny says. “Y’don’t just help ‘em just to let the story finish. There’s—there’s other stuff involved. Like, being friends. I’m not just wishin’ you to make it to the Lake so you can just go there. You bein’ happy is the goal.”
Max goes still, which is an odd feeling for both of them. When Max doesn’t move with Johnny, he gets this weird feeling that the wind has stopped breezing past him, or that the sun is dodging him directly, and he’s left with the remnants. When Max doesn’t move with him in his shadow, it’s like everything is off-kilter, a sinking feeling. So Johnny stops moving too, searching for it in the dark.
“Max?” Johnny asks. The shadows in the forest are plentiful, but too thin, too lifeless. The shadows that Max exist inside of are full, blackest night, squiggly. They move of their own accord and expand darkness beyond just a recreation of a shape. Max is darkness, but darkness is not Max.
It would make sense better if you knew it like Johnny does.
But you can’t since Johnny knows Max best of all. Best of any magical person, ever. Best of anyone, ever.
Johnny feels fire arcing up the etchings of his palms like lights coming alive along a string, and then up age-old scars of twigs and pebbles from Johnny’s youth. Tiny cracks and dry skin and tiny pink scars, all coming alive with bright red energy. It bursts alive and dims like fire, but has not yet burst alive as bonfires tend to.
He feels the hairs on his arm begin to smolder.
“Max?”
Fire wants to burn, that’s what Ronnie used to tell Johnny back when he first figured out he could access his innate magic. Fire’s always got something it can convince you deserves—wants to—or likes to burn. And you gotta tell that fire, you gotta say—
“We’re moving,” Max says. When Johnny leaves his own head, he stares down at his shadow, which has grown eyes. It’s less that the shadow itself has protruding eyeballs like people do, but it’s just—it’s like a dream, and you know it’s eyes you’re looking. Max has got eyes. It looks like its own boy form of itself, standing at its full height in Johnny’s wake. The remnant of that little baby that Ronnie and Donnie saw back then. “I haven’t left you, Johnny. Don’t stop moving.” It sounds embarrassed. Kind of shy.
Fire moves fast on wind, kid. Ronnie used to say. But it doesn’t do well when it’s the one getting blown on. Move fast, and it won’t ever make you burn with it. Johnny wonders then if Max heard her say that to him, too.
“If we keep moving, we’ll meet the end before long. Like very before long, I can see the entrance. Like, two steps, Johnny.” Johnny turns around fast from Max and closer to the dying light, feeling the wisps of flame and heat begin to dim and sway, then eventually die, darkening Johnny’s scars to a charred burgundy rather than an aged pink.
The entrance to the Lake Grave is an impossibly dense forest, so dense that it used to make Johnny hesitate before he tried to walk through. Scraggly old trees and twigs that grab his hair and thorns that slice his ankles; it’s a forest Johnny used to look at and argue with Max until midnight about not going in because it can’t be the right place.
Now, Johnny closes his eyes and holds his breath, shielding his face with his arms, and marches onward. He thinks, wishes, as hard as he can: I want Max to go. I want Max to go.
Johnny’s thoughts transform into different ones, as they always do when he enters the Lake Grave. I want Max to be happy. I want him to be my friend. I want to protect him like he does with me.
Eventually, those thoughts become wishes. I wish Max will stay with me.
And then the Lake Grave appears in front of him, as expansive as a mountain range, as colorful as the sunset. Johnny doesn’t stop moving as soon as he enters—the Lake Grave will swallow him whole if he’s not moving, but it’s as solid as stone as long as he walks on it. Max’s arrival is always late here because there’s no shadows. The sun is omnipresent, over the top of Johnny’s head, removing even the thought of darkness from this place.
There’s huge rock formations stretching towards the sky, colorful, sandy pillars, like trees that have died and never regrown. They are the only thing allowed to stay still in the Lake Grave, the rocks have erupted out from the bottom and can last the whole way—they exist because of, not in spite of, the strangeness of the Lake Grave.
And there is power here, power that calls to Johnny and back to it like a sound loop, or a closed rune. So much power, generous power, that it gives Johnny the ability to be. Maybe dangerously so, if it weren’t here, but it is. Johnny throws his arms in the air, feet moving and body leaning and lungs expanding to call on that fire he just snuffed out moments earlier.
A powerful spell component is the sorcerer’s body interacting with the space around them. The second is their want of the thing, the outcome. Johnny exists and so does fire. He wishes for it. He wants it to burn. He wants it to live. He wants it to be big and grand and unapologetic. He wants it to thrive. And so he thrives with it, inspired by its bravery.
The fire that Johnny summons in the Lake Grave eats the ground and spits out soot and smoke, feeding back into the sand endlessly like an hourglass feeding itself. The fire he makes and feeds is enormous, and wanted, and grand.
This is the one thing of his mom that no one can take away from him, not here.
Johnny builds the fire, making sure to always be present in his body, this euphoria, and in it, a little bit of fear.
He builds the fire high enough that its flames begin to tickle and snap at the heels of the ever-present sun. And then the smoke is consuming the sun, just enough that the fire creates a shadow behind Johnny.
And with the power here, Max is able to be three-dimensional as he arrives. A little shadow-boy around Johnny’s age, a little shorter than Johnny is tall, and it has the world’s biggest grin. Johnny builds the fire to its peak and then he spins around, grasping Max by its wrists and then its hands and then intertwining their fingers.
Johnny no longer has to build the fire because the wish is new and different and capable: I want to be with Max.
And so the fire, and the power, they want this wish to be true, too. And so the fire grows, consuming the ever-present light, and letting a new light exist, one that casts shadow. Enough for Max and Johnny to dance. They clasp their hands together and spin, and laugh with one another. Max’s laugh is weird, bubbly. Popping in and out of existence. It makes Johnny laugh more.
In this strange, magical, timeless place, Max can grab Johnny by his face and kiss him. It’s hard to kiss and not stop moving, so they only touch lips once or twice in their movements, colliding awkwardly, and then keep moving, spinning, tapping their feet on the sand and kneeing each other in the calves.
Johnny stays there with Max for hours before the fire in Johnny’s heart and his spirit is satisfied and no longer wants to burn. And so they grasp each other’s shoulders and necks and sway and change what foot they’re putting the most weight on, just so slightly, like the ground is hot beneath them. The fire dwindles until it’s embers, and Max is gone, and so Johnny leaves the Lake Grave.
And when he re-emerges in the forest in the dark, it is so pitch-black it’s hard to make it home.
But he feels Max in the darkness, since it’s all shadow, and the embrace isn’t the same, but the embrace is there.
“That was fun n’ cool,” Johnny says, feeling relaxed in his bones. “Yer gonna come back w’me tomorrow, too?”
“I’ll be there,” Max says quietly, from all directions.
that’s a wrap!!! thanks everyone, that turned out even better than i had expected!! i love you all and the art turned out beautiful T_T good work im so proud
late submissions are still accepted!! i’ll keep checking the tag (because i live there) but i encourage you to directly tag me incase i miss anything :~)
I’ll be changing the blog’s name to bullymagnetweek2025 sometime in the future so that future weeks can use the name. maybe it’ll be me next year! who knows!
again i’m super proud of how this event turned out and everyone who supported it and joined in, even if just a little or just in spirit 🫶🫶🫶🫶
YAYYYY I had so much fun this week!! Context for this one is I imagine it being around two years in the future, after lots of mutual pining, July takes a nasty spill during a spirit fight that could have reasonably killed her if she landed wrong. Max freaks out (understandably) and we get a heartfelt kiss of relief YAYYYY
(July as fem Johnny’s name I took from @jonahmagnus hehe)
For @bullymagnetweek day five: Beach Day / Pokémon AU
Also available here.
Max inspects his Mayview Minor Championships pamphlet with great scrutiny, rolling a minisized Pokéball between his fingers. Decidueye stands behind him, looking beyond Max’s pamphlet and up the road leading up to Mayview Middle School. He ruffles his feathers, staring at Max’s pamphlet and then his face, creeping closer.
Decidueye presses his face against Max’s face. After a beat, Max goes, “Our next competitor is Johnny. His name is Johnny Jhonny.” Decidueye backs up, pleased with himself.
“Look, I know you haven’t met him, but he’s nothing to fear--okay? He’s just another kid at my school, and this is a weekend volunteer opportunity. We’re not even.. it’s not even for badges.” Max got his Bug-type gym badge back in Baxborough, so he doesn’t need to keep looking for one here. Mayview’s known for their Fighting gym and they also have a Ghost gym here, though it’s less renowned.
Decidueye stands up straight, all of a sudden, wrapping one of his wings around Max’s shoulder. Max stuffs the pamphlet back into his pocket, clutching onto the Pokéball, and looks over the top edge of Decidueye’s wing.
Here he comes.
“Of course he’s got a Fire-type,” Max murmurs.
Incineroar is taller than all of them, not combined, but respectively; she walks with a swagger defined by her position as Johnny’s starter Pokémon. She’s good and she knows it, hanging around Johnny’s flank and posing behind him at every intersection. She warps the air around her and Johnny, haloing them in heat.
Max eyes Johnny’s belt. Two other Pokéballs. “He doesn’t have a full team?” Max whispers to Decidueye. “We’re gonna wipe the floor with this guy.”
Decidueye grunts something, eventually retracting his wing from Max’s shoulder so they can both stand tall. Max waves at Johnny. Decidueye waves at Incineroar. Max immediately flips a switch in his brain to go full-frontal taunt-mode. “You’re late! Like ten minutes late. Five more and you would’ve been considered a forfeit, eh? You were too scarreeeddd to fight good ol’ Puckett?”
Johnny doesn’t even grace him with an answer until he’s in position up the road, a little elevated over Max and looking more important than he usually does when they’re in the same altitude. Incineroar pumps her fists in the air, streaming smoke between long, feline teeth. Johnny takes both Pokéballs from his belt and releases them; two zapping streams of red come out of the palm-sized capture gadgets, forming Arcanine and Torkoal at either side of him.
Arcanine is not significantly taller than Incineroar but it is noticeable given that Incineroar stands on two feet and Arcanine on four; she’s huge, orange, and fluffy, growling at Max and Decidueye. Bold streaks of black zip through her fur and fire prods out from her teeth. Torkoal is tiny--tiny in comparison to both Incineroar and Arcanine, but he pours smoke into the air. His shell is black and his body is fire-orange, but his expression is sleepy, like he just got woken up from a nap. Max knows that Torkoal has an ability to summon sunlight in matches, anddespite it being late afternoon, Max watches tendrils of light begin to crest over Mayview Middle like it was early morning. It gives Max the jeebies, unsettled by the power in a turtle that’s no taller than Johnny’s calf.
Arcanine won’t take her eyes off of Decidueye, though, making him nervous. He ruffles his feathers and stands tall, but he’s beginning to get agitated under the weight of her predatory watch.
Max isn’t going to be able to use him, he’s realizing. Johnny has put him already in a bad, bad spot by immediately having a type advantage here.
“Welllll, where’s your Pokémon, Max? Or are ya scared of Jhonny and his team of bullies? I’ll fight you an’ Decidueye, four on two if yer gonna make me!”
“What?” Max asks. “You’re just--you’re not even waiting for one-on-one rules? Are you some sort of minor championship heretic??” Max doesn’t doubt Johnny will smear him on the pavement three against one--or four against two, if they’re included--so he’s got no choice. Max feels over his belt for anyone who can help, here.
He needs Pokémon to physically rebuke Johnny and his crew. Fumbling for the right ones, Max picks out Steelix and Stoutland as he calls a command to Decidueye: “Get in the air, and I’ll call you when I need you. Go!” Decidueye looks at Max for a long moment, and then vanishes into the sky in a whirl of leaves, feathers, and the smell of spring.
Steelix is by far Max’s biggest Pokémon, the size of or bigger than most houses on Max’s street; its full body materializes after the red stream of the Pokéball has already disappeared, coiling up the road to Mayview Middle and onto the grass outside of it, forming a ring around Max and Johnny like Ouroboros. Its language, unlike the rest of Max’s Pokémon, doesn’t say its name--instead, it makes sounds like tearing steel and engine rumbling. It blocks out the sun that Torkoal summoned that peeked over Mayview Middle’s roof. It rumbles and grumbles, purring like an old train.
Stoutland is a sort of increasingly disappointing size with the others involved in the team fight, standing closer to the boys’ height, but a little bit smaller. She’s impressively well groomed for just being brushed occasionally by Max or Zoey, often preferring to sit behind Max’s dad’s feet while he runs the corner store. She’s got a huge, platinum gold moustache that trails behind her on the ground. She’s blue, brown, and white, trading normal-looking for reliability in Max’s team.
She does stand in front of Max, blocking Arcanine’s line of sight. Stoutland snurfles beneath her moustache, a mix of a sound somewhere between a bark, a growl, and a wheeze. “Yeah, me too, girl.” Max presses his palm against the back of Stoutland’s neck. She has locked eyes with Arcanine, now, and it’s on.
Max feels the air change. Johnny must, too, because he grins wild and deranged at Max.
“Lonnie!” Johnny shouts, starting off the match. He points deadset at Max and Stoutland, “Darkest Lariat!”
“Lonnie?” Max asks, a little prematurely, as Incineroar--Lonnie--vaults over Johnny’s head to throw herself at Stoutland. Max takes a sharp inhale as Stoutland prepares herself for the hit. Incineroar is all bounding energy, reeling back her arms and sinking her fists into Stoutland’s side. Stoutland bends, groaning and whining. Max watches as Incineroar seems to literally get hotter next to Stoutland as a response of attacking.
“Stoutland!” Max yells out, after backing up, feeling a bit like a coward. “Work Up! Don’t let her take you down!”
Stoutland, a couch potato in her heart, growls thickly with sweat underneath her fur. She steadies herself next to Incineroar and rams her side into Incineroar’s front, uncaring about fire or consequence. Max sees a fire lit in her eyes.
“Lame! Status-affecting moves? Yer not gonna survive long like that at all! Lonnie, Thrash!”
“Stoutland, Take Down!”
It happens all in one second--Incineroar’s eyes shine brightly as she truly focuses on her opponent. Stoutland won’t go down without a fight, though, so they collide as two big balls of fur--Incineroar reels her fists back high into the air and slams them into Stoutland’s back, as Stoutland rams forward to hit the brunt of her head against the center of Incineroar’s chest.
Stoutland lands a hard enough blow on Incineroar’s chest that she’s propelled backwards from the force of it, landing on her back. But the two consecutive hits against Stoutland’s back has caused her to fall on the ground, wobbly knees unable to rise. She looks exhausted from her attack, and she turns back to whine at Max.
He knows she’s finished the second she blinks her eyes slowly at him. She could go again, if she needed to. If he made her. But it would be cruel.
So he doesn’t, he takes out her Pokéball and recalls her in an instant. “Good job, girl,” he says to the gadget. “You did your best.”
Max looks up at where Johnny has come over to check on Incineroar, close enough that if Max really tried, he could use Sucker Punch against Johnny’s face and end the battle very quickly. But Max has honor, and ethics, and also there is that huge dog that breathes fire in the back to worry about.
“You good?” Johnny is asking to Incineroar. He pets her face, brushing her fur back. “You look confused. S’okay. I get that too when I punch really good.”
“You still on, or what?” Max calls out to Johnny. He looks up, then, eyes alight much like Incineroar. Steelix rumbles around them, as loud as a stadium. It makes a slow movement around them in a circle, entrapping Arcanine and Torkoal in the back to not go beyond their given guidelines. Max has a few feet behind him to back up before he meets steel.
It’s making a fighting ring. Johnny may not believe in the minor championship code of conduct, but Steelix is making sure they can’t run away. One of them has to lose.
Max handles his next Pokéball, letting it inflate in his hand and posing in a really cool way with it. He has to get Incineroar out of this fight, as quickly as possible. He slams the Pokéball on the ground to let Rattata out--she was one of his dad’s very first Pokémon back here in Mayview, and the only Pokémon Max has that’s named. Lovingly named Peter Jr., she also wears a golden and red sash that’s hung from her right shoulder down to her left hip.
“Yer not gonna even wait for her to get up?” Johnny asks accusingly. Max and Peter Jr. both stop, look at each other, and eventually Peter Jr. sits on the ground to wait.
“Oh--oh, so you get to just, fully charge me, breaking the rules of conduct for minor championship matches, but I have to wait for her to get up?? Get her up! Steelix won’t let us leave and I don’t have all night!”
“She didn’t charge ya before you brought out yer beasties,” Johnny says as he fishes something out of his pocket and feeds it to Incineroar. It looked like an underripe strawberry, still green. Incineroar’s eyes focus, dilating, as she rises from the ground and stands in front of Johnny. She snarls. Peter Jr. assumes position, swishing her tail like a pendulum. Back-forth, back-forth.
Behind Incineroar, Johnny is looking up at her with careful eyes, like he’s really thinking about what to do. He’s looking hard enough at her that she eventually looks back, giving him a thumbs up. Johnny relaxes.
Max can’t figure out Johnny as much as he may try, so he decides to ignore the gooey feelings of love between Pokémon and their trainers, so he yells: “Peter Jr., Quick Attack!”
Out like lightning from between Max’s feet, Peter Jr. is the fastest thing on the field. It’s like she vanishes, only the tiny sound of the pitter patter of her feet audible. Steelix’s rumbling almost covers that, too. Incineroar immediately is vulnerable, eyes darting in every direction to try and intercept Peter Jr.’s attack. She grapples at the air, hoping to catch Peter Jr. by luck alone.
It’s not enough; Peter Jr. leaps into the air and becomes visible, opening her mouth and outstretching her claws and promptly scratching the absolute heck out of Incineroar’s face and biting her ear.
Incineroar yelps, smacking Peter Jr. off of her face and slamming her into the dirt. Incineroar looks irritated at best, but Peter Jr. is barely holding on. She rises from the dirt on unsteady legs, but rises nonetheless, holding on despite everything. Incineroar watches her from her feet, where Peter Jr. barely goes up to Incineroar’s ankles.
“Endeavor, Junior!” Max shouts, feeling wide awake from the heat of battle. Peter Jr.’s eyes sparkle like a child having received enough candy to kill a horse, and then she goes haywire against Incineroar. She bites and snaps and growls and claws at Incineroar’s whole body; she’s running circles around the big lug, disappearing from view and reappearing for another bite and scratch.
Johnny backs up from the little purple whirlwind that Max unleashed on the battlefield. Incineroar can’t keep up, scratching at open air, trying to stomp her feet on Peter Jr. to make her quit. Within a few seconds, Peter Jr. has reduced Incineroar to a furious, growling mess, unable to catch or stop Peter Jr.’s onslaught.
Johnny knows that Peter Jr. isn’t catchable, but he still shouts out a direction: “Darkest Lariat, the second you see ‘er!”
“Quick Attack, again, and then we have it!” Incineroar already knows what’s going to happen, so she at least goes out gracefully. Peter Jr. rams into Incineroar’s chest as she tries to cover her vulnerability, but Peter Jr. has rolled into a perfect ball and hits exactly where Stoutland had hit Incineroar just earlier with such speed it’s inevitable that it’s a Pokémon downing move. Incineroar falls with a mighty thump, Peter Jr. standing victoriously on top of her like a little purple showboat.
Peter Jr. chirps and titters, but before Max can recall her back into her Pokéball, Arcanine comes out of nowhere and slams her paw into Peter Jr., knocking her out cold in an instant.
Arcanine snarls at Max, drooling with anticipation.
Max recalls Peter Jr.’s unconscious body back into her ball as Johnny recalls Incineroar. Arcanine wags her tail close to the ground, baring her teeth. She’s taller than both boys by a significant amount, Johnny’s face reaching the center of her chest. He holds onto her as Max considers his options.
He stares up at his giant steel snake, That so far has done nothing helpful. “Could you help me out a little? Like, look at the big dog that just took out Junior?? For like, a second? Steelix!”
“Why doesn’t it listen t’ya?” Johnny asks, petting Arcanine’s chest fur. “Bonnie listens.”
Johnny has a Lonnie and a Bonnie? Why does everything match with this guy?
“Beats me!” Max throws his arms in the air. “I got it here, so maybe it’s a Mayview thing!”
“Nah, I think it just doesn’t like ya,” Johnny says confidently. “You gotta just hang it with it more.”
“It’s thirty feet tall! I can’t fit it in my house!” Max points up to Steelix’s head, which is probably a couple feet across by itself.
“Sounds like a personal problem,” Johnny says. “Now, ya gonna throw out another Poké, or what?? I thought ya were all overconfident!”
Max’s own smack talking has led him to certain doom. He reaches for his still active Pokéballs and throws out Magnemite, a Pokémon he’s had since Baxborough that seems to refuse to evolve on principle.
“Spark!” Max yells out, pointing to Arcanine. He’s wasting no time, here, and Johnny doesn’t seem to be either. He backs up as soon as he hears Max’s intake of breath, and in contrast calls for Arcanine: “Flame Charge!”
Arcanine roars, fire and smoke flowing out of its mouth. That fire dances around Arcanine’s body until it covers her completely, a beacon of fire. Magnemite buzzes and whirs alive with electricity, seemingly causing it to happen out of nowhere. Bold golden lightning streaks zap around Magnemite’s whole body, and they collide.
Arcanine opens her mouth and takes Magnemite in there like a tennis ball, paralyzing her in the process. Magnemite is consumed by flame, but manages to drag itself out of Arcanine’s mouth with minimal damage. It looks charred, but still moves.
Arcanine is dancing in a circle, barely balanced, gritting her teeth against the pain of electrocution until eventually she falls still, on her side, eyes wild and furious.
“Go ahead, Gyro Ball!” Magnemite reels itself backward like a drawn car toy, and rams itself into Arcanine’s side again, as she lays unresponsive from the remaining electricity. It makes her look like a live wire, fur sticking up at all ends. Johnny is looking for something in his pockets, and then behind the meat of the fight, curses a weiner dog who ate his remaining lum berries.
Magnemite is a little metal ball with magnets on it, so if nothing else, it’s a hard hitter. Arcanine takes the punch with almost no sound, and then turns back to Johnny as the paralysis begins to wear off. Johnny sheds a proud tear.
“You toughed it out! Yer a good girl, Bonnie! Don’t let this metal tennis ball tell ya otherwise!”
Arcanine wags her tail, beating it against the road.
Max thinks that’s pretty cute, actually. He turns to Magnemite. “The pure, genuine love of a Pokémon and their trainer, Magnemite. It just can’t be ignored all the time. You get that, don’t you?”
Magnemite bounces in the air, waiting for direction, but pleased with the conversation. With a WOOSH and a WHACK, Steelix sends both Arcanine and Magnemite flying off of the field and out of the imposed fighting ring. Johnny and Max react instantly, recalling Arcanine and Magnemite back into their Pokéballs before they can go soaring in the air.
When Max looks back to question Steelix’s actions, it opens its mouth and shrieks like compacting metal at a car impound lot. Max is realizing that he’s made a huge mistake leaving Steelix out in the open for the fight--that while it was behaving itself earlier, Johnny was right. It doesn’t like him.
And all of the fighting is making it agitated. Mad it can’t join or mad that it’s watching other Pokémon fight, Max can’t risk either of them getting hurt, or worse.
Max tries to recapture Steelix in its Pokéball but it refutes the effort, shrieking again and coiling the fighting ring tighter until Torkoal, Johnny, and Max have to get closer. He turns to Johnny with a look of panic. “You have to help me get Steelix under control.” Johnny nods, gritting his teeth. “Decidueye! Leaf Blade!”
From up in the air where Max had left Decidueye to watch until it was time to re-enter the fight, he takes a blade made from his feathers and takes a sharp swan dive to Steelix’s head. The slice is swift, but barely gets through against Steelix’s skin, making it lash out and rise up against Decidueye, who has to retreat.
“Eruption, Connie!” Johnny calls out, Torkoal, otherwise uninvolved in the fight, immediately runs up to where Steelix has let its body become vulnerable as it focuses on Decidueye. Instead of smoke pluming out of Torkoal’s back, lava pukes out, smearing on Steelix’s body and harmlessly sliding off of Torkoal’s shell. Debris and heat and smoke come right after, popping like popcorn. Steelix squeals like a derailing train, its tail whipping around to catch any lingering flies on the field. Johnny and Max hit the deck to avoid being crushed.
Max takes out his final Pokémon, Chatot, while lying on the ground on his belly and yells out a direction the instant he’s materialized out of the gadget. “Chatter! We can’t let it think, go!”
Chatot, a multicolored parrot with a music note on the back of its head, flies up to meet Decidueye and lets out a mind-numbing screech, sounding suspiciously like game night at Max’s house turned up five hundred decibels.
It works as well as Max could’ve hoped, making Steelix sway in the air where it had risen so high. Steelix’s mouth opens and closes, before it strikes the ground not far from where Max and Johnny are still on the ground. It bites into the road, leaving behind a devastating crater as it bites into the asphalt, chewing the debris.
“It was gonna… eat me…” Max says quietly, delirious with fear. Johnny puts his hand on Max’s sweat-soaked back.
“Obviously,” he says.
Maybe being eaten would be a better outcome than being comforted by Johnny.
“But we almost got it, so you can’t go back now! Let’s do a team-up. Get yer bird-man, and he’ll get Connie, and they’ll do a sick move! Just call ‘im!”
“Decidueye!” Max shouts, hailing him from the ground. Decidueye spots him immediately, swan-diving for the three of them, spinning Chatot in a circle from the force of his velocity. “Pick up Torkoal--”
“--Connie--” Johnny intercepts.
“Irrelevant!” Max screeches, bafflement combining with fear to make him sound insane, “Pick up Connie and protect him!”
Decidueye takes a slight curve on his trajectory, picking up Torkoal with one arm and swinging back into the air with almost no loss of speed. Decidueye is an incredible partner, one that Max can’t be grateful enough for.
“Thanks, mom,” he says quietly.
“Decidueye is yer mom?” Johnny asks, side-eyeing him.
“Oh, my God. Shut up. Forever.”
Above them, Decidueye is spinning circles around a still-confused Steelix. With only a mere moment of Pokémon-to-Pokémon communication, Decidueye sweeps close to Steelix’s face and releases Torkoal like a bowling ball, as Torkoal uses Body Slam to hit Steelix as hard as he can. Decidueye follows with another slice of Leaf Blade, a double whammy that successfully takes down Steelix. It tries to roar, but comes out weak, then it growls, and it eventually falls with enough force that it causes a localized, mini earthquake. Johnny and Max hold onto each other through the force.
“Get it!” Johnny says. “Get it in yer ball, before it wakes up!” Max nods, fumbling with his belt on the ground, and then catches Steelix back into its Pokéball before it can go full murderous again.
Decidueye lands behind them with Torkoal, gently putting it on the ground and then helping Max and Johnny get back on their feet. Chatot saunters from the air, landing on Torkoal’s back with a chirp.
Johnny dusts himself off as Max tries to catch his breath. The evidence of their fight is shown in the Steelix-shaped crushed grass to the side of the road, and the Steelix-mouth-sized hole in the road. “We didn’t finish our fight standard, that’s for sure. But yer a good trainer, I can tell. So don’t you worry about having to come back an’ fight me, less you want to! Then, I’ll make time in my schedule. An’ as for your Starchman stardge, here you go, kid. You deserve it.”
Johnny hands over a Starchman stardge, a cardboard badge that’s been spraypainted golden. This is the token that the Mayview Minor Championships use for proof of winning battles, and for gyms, Max would get ten.
“Gee, thank you. And I won’t tell anyone you threaten to fight in your Pokémon battles, like a weirdo.”
“S’not weird, s’manly.” Johnny says. Max gives him a face of mild disgust. “Just take yer badge, and rest up! Next up… is Master Guerra’s Fighting gym, even if he’s no master t’me.”
“Isabel’s grandad?” Max asks.
“Who’s Isabel?” Johnny asks.
Max stares and stares, but eventually realizes he’s serious. “Never mind. Just never mind. Thanks for the match, Johnny.”
Okay Day 5 of Bullymagnet Week done! I thought it'd be so funny if the whole time Johnny very openly likes Max, and Max is just like "well he did insult Cody that one time so idk"
Also Max just going on his own tangent about Johnny ruining life. He's so intrigued by him
right is the rough doodle i made that started this whole comic, thought his face was funny
