Bum Bois

Just some commentary crew smut and shit posts Follow my wattpad: whoopwhoopbeepboop

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Kwite preying: dear god, give me an angel who will make me happy

Kwites mummy: my poor boy...

James crawling up from hell: HEHEHEH

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Will: why don’t you have a boyfriend?

Alex: I have unsupportive parents

Alex: why don’t you have a boyfriend?

Will: you have unsupportive parents

(DISCLAMER NOT SAYING ALEX DOES! IT JUST FITS!)

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Alex being an idiot: sksksks save the turtles

George: *slams Alex’s door open and shoves a straw down his throat* sAvE yOuRsElF fIrSt!

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Fraser: I’m cold...

James: here take my hoodie

George blushing and looking at joshy: Joshy... ‘m cold too...

Joshy: well shit Georgie I can’t control the fuckin weather

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Will: I can’t believe you two broke the bed last night!

Niall: must’ve been a rough night

George and Alex: ...

*last night*

George: I bet you can’t jump higher than me

Alex: wanna bet?!

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Aksel: sticks and stones may break my bones but words can’t hurt me

Niall: *throws a dictionary at him*

Quackity: *beats him up with wooden letters*

Aksel: okay okay I take it back!

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Kwite: if you kill one killer the number of miller’s stay the same

Aksel: kill two killers

Quackity: kill hundreds of killers

Kwite: I need new friends

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George to everyone: imallexx drinks bathwater

Alex: no I fucking don’t!

George secretly in his spare time: *drinking bathwater*

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James: I’ll speak Spanish between your legs

Fraser: that is the hottest thing I’ve ever been told

Alex: I’m just imagining someone saying bonjour at a penis

George: Alex that’s French

The commentary crew apart from Alex: ...

Alex: we’ll saying hola then I don’t fucking know!

Quackity: Jesus Christ your such a virgin

Alex: shut up ALEX-

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James: George why are you smiling?

George: can’t I just sm-

Alex: Will face planted in the hallway