A Title? Come On Now...

Art by • David Hoskins

gamer2002

The most C.-can't-tell-est character in recent history.

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

Art by • The Unmercenary

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

Art by • Keith Parkinson

throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight

Art by • Dave Long

alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

striving-artist

At time of posting, this is at 711.6k notes

29 Days Remain

beardedmrbean

We’re running out of time on this one y'all

It's terrible what far-left indoctrination does to people's brains. Feminism systematically renders women incapable of love.

kasira-rr

Breeding is cringe

degree-in-yapology

Here we have another "the women don't love us anymore and don't want to kiss our asses 🥲" ass argument. Monkeys.

↑ Two excellent textbook examples of the appalling and largely irreversible damage feminist indoctrination does to women's brains and hearts.

It's weird seeing people over on Twitter still trying to defend the latest cinematic rape of George Orwell's Animal Farm (changing the story to be a criticism of Capitalism instead of the Communism of the book, and adding a plucky new female heroine) with the words "George Orwell was a Socialist!"

People's ability to think has been so driven into the toilet by political tribalism and decades of woke indoctrination that any nuance of any thoughtful individual's positions is judged as either "with us" or "against us", so the concept of a self-identifying Socialist such as Orwell writing a very clear account of the failings and corruption of the Soviet Union just seems a bewildering impossibility to them.

This is a relatively recent phenomenon: when I was younger, all the Socialists I knew spent all their time arguing about all kinds of arcane internal divisions, and clearly marking out why Communism was bad but their own brand of Socialism was the way, whether that be The People's Front of Judea or The Judean People's Front. Do left-wingers simply not do that anymore?

Seeing this happen with Animal Farm, I begin to arrive at this conviction that every book containing any allegorical commentary on politics — or even daily life — should come obligatorily published with an author's auto-analysis essay/foreword. For their own security. Because after this, I'm absolutely certain that we can't possibly imagine just how badly people's own works may be twisted.

Then, every author that enters the canon of world literature should have some sort of foundation established in their name that would legally defend their work's core significance.

cheshireinthemiddle

Sexist man-hating radfems!

Meet Pustulio. Rest your puny human eyes him and weep!

Pustulio disaproves of your bigotry. You will cease your disgusting human sexism and devote your life to ZIM!

#some sorta ziminism

sedesapostolica

cheshireinthemiddle

In the black community, you CONSTANTLY hear people shaming other black people (especially black men) for dating/marrying outside of their race and I have to keep reminding people that we fought for interracial mairrage!

cheshireinthemiddle

I've heard "He needs to stick with his own kind" unironically so many times from other black people.

I've heard how "disgusting" and "shameful" interracial couples are from other black people.

How "ugly" mixed race children are from other black people.

And just...We fought for this, you know? For decades, this was a civil rights issue. Crazy.

As an external observer, I'm generally appalled by how many matters central to the American civil rights movement are seemingly trodden into the ground by modern Western society. There is some hard, sacrifice-demanding work being torn down without so much as a second thought.

mybeautifulpoland

Rumia, Poland by Daniel Pietrzykowski

fandomhype

Hello I am a mother from a war torn country that very famously has close to ZERO internet access.

I’m using my limited net access NOT to share evidence of the atrocities here with the wilder world on one of the most popular social media sites with millions of active daily users, no no I’m logging into Tumblr!

And I’m not gonna make a public post that people can share, no I’m gonna use my minuscule internet access to individually message people that I don’t follow asking for help!

I’m gonna use some of that small internet time to also have a.i. write my msg’s for me and I’m only asking for 10 to 30 bucks!

….

Is anyone actually falling for these? Like why are they even trying this crap??

@staff fix this and the Porn bots and leave the UX alone!

baygeethefirst

But my 87 children have no food, their limbs have been repeatedly sawn off, and we need Amazon GIFT CARDS and cash and only YOU can help

jesus-said-tetelestai

I also dig the grammatically correct American English and punctuation they use as a war-torn foreigner who, by all rights, should be speaking a broken English at best. And don't get me started on their high definition cameras and reliable Internet/cellular tower connections that avails them to ask for "help" while enemy bombs have taken down every infrastructure in the pictures provided. There are natural born citizens who don't write as well as these "foreigners" and a storm comes and our power goes out; let alone bombs taking down the entire city and their power & connectivity seem to be alive and kicking.

“Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another.”

Leviticus 19:11, King James Bible

herculesunchained

@baygeethefirst - Brilliant!!! Couldn't have said it better myself. 👏

baygeethefirst

You're too kind 🙂

arizonaconservativegal

My personal favorite is how they all have the same kid