Twist Street

HQ @ Los Angeles, California.

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Even if the sun is shining and you can see the beach in the horizon, you’re never 100% free from flashbacks to Charlie’s Angels 2. They went full throttle— we’re none of us safe.

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Damn, the asian grocery took one look at me and called their shot like Babe Ruth. Dr. Ruth saw your blue-ribbon boy coming from a mile away.

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“We’ve got a Morgan Stanley banker who’s doing change in their neighborhood.”

[grootficguy]

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[sorairoknife]

[lackeyhenchman]

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Blade Runner real...

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God, I hate Scooby Doo tourists. They don't get it-- they're not about that Scooby life, for real, filthy casuals. Get a clue! Oh wait, you wouldn't know what to do with a clue because you don't know the lore or how to build a clue-appropriate trap. Fake Scoob fans killing me. I'm really him, this shit ain't nothing to me, man. (X)

[filmphotofranz]

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“Is this place hipster? Not sure.”

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Videogamedunkey playing the (pretty decent!) new 007 game.

[pulpsandcomics2]

Chris Foss

[beemovieerotica]

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Panel depicting Ice-T arriving at Radio, Los Angeles's first hip-hop nightclub in 1983, in Radio Club, a French graphic novel by former Tumblr user Ke Clero and Alex Jordanov, one of the nightclub's French co-founders. (X, XX)