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Even if the sun is shining and you can see the beach in the horizon, you’re never 100% free from flashbacks to Charlie’s Angels 2. They went full throttle— we’re none of us safe.

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Damn, the asian grocery took one look at me and called their shot like Babe Ruth. Dr. Ruth saw your blue-ribbon boy coming from a mile away.

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“We’ve got a Morgan Stanley banker who’s doing change in their neighborhood.”

[grootficguy]

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[sorairoknife]

[lackeyhenchman]

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Blade Runner real...

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God, I hate Scooby Doo tourists. They don't get it-- they're not about that Scooby life, for real, filthy casuals. Get a clue! Oh wait, you wouldn't know what to do with a clue because you don't know the lore or how to build a clue-appropriate trap. Fake Scoob fans killing me. I'm really him, this shit ain't nothing to me, man. (X)

[filmphotofranz]

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“Is this place hipster? Not sure.”

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Videogamedunkey playing the (pretty decent!) new 007 game.

[pulpsandcomics2]

Chris Foss

[beemovieerotica]

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Panel depicting Ice-T arriving at Radio, Los Angeles's first hip-hop nightclub in 1983, in Radio Club, a French graphic novel by former Tumblr user Ke Clero and Alex Jordanov, one of the nightclub's French co-founders. (X, XX)

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FAQ: What if I feel oppressed by donuts? How do I celebrate National Donut Day?

It is perhaps true that the family that owns Krispy Kreme had nazi ties. Okay. I'm not here to tell you how to feel. But as someone who is pro National Donut Day regardless, I'd answer this question with a question (aka the very very least annoying way to answer a question): is the word "donut" limited to its past, which may perhaps contain various horrors, per history books... or does the word donut also include its future?

We can look to the cutting edge of the donut arts and see that people are constantly questioning what a donut is, which means questioning who we are and what it means to be human, just like science fiction great James Cameron does with his movies.

Consider the Japanese brand I'm Donut?-- they're out there pushing forward in all sorts of ways:

I’m Donut? makes nama—meaning “fresh” or “raw”—donuts, with kabocha squash incorporated into the dough. Just about every donut is so moist that, on your first bite, you might wonder for a second if it’s underbaked. Then you realize the donut physicists here have achieved a perfect suspension in between states of matter—fluffy, yet nearly translucent in the center. 

Or Marugame Seimen has udonuts-- donuts (or donattsu) made from udon noodles:

Or more locally, there's Rhode Island's PV Donuts which had multiple entries on Tasting Table's "Most Over-the-Top Donuts of All Time" list for 2026 (for a donut cut to look like a burger, and a taro, matcha and black sesame donut). The jalapeno popper sconut there might also bear mentioning.

So, the donut isn't just its fascist past. It's got a future. Is the future of mankind fascist? Well... well, yes. It's looking that way. It's-- I mean... things aren't going well. But even so. Nevertheless.