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Rather they fuck up my hole instead of my whole schedule.

“Be the yaoi you want to see in the world”

-@pinkandoranges

I made angsty alt Stewie the other day

sometimes if i can’t concentrate enough to tinkle, I close my eyes and whisper “piss~”

one of my favorite posts of all time

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Sometimes I be missing those ship tributes that I watched on a Saturday night back in 2017 that I can no longer find on youtube.

I’ve been saying “I just want a patty melt from whattaburger” and nobody is getting the reference i’m putting down

new air purifier! These bitches don’t know how to breathe😭

Seeing a short guy that’s buff is like seeing the jet pack joyride guy irl

I WANT BEAT UP CHANELS!!!!!

Happy pride month! EVERYBODY GETS A DOUCHE 🏳️‍🌈

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

“And I know it’s a cry for help, go help yourself

I’ve opened a million doors, you never go

it’s past point of no return, When will you learn? “

Me coming back to tumblr after a 3 day procrastination period

my last post flopped so I gotta post some yaoi

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