Seeing a short guy that’s buff is like seeing the jet pack joyride guy irl

oozey mess
noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
trying on a metaphor

if i look back, i am lost

Kiana Khansmith
Not today Justin
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KIROKAZE
Show & Tell
Misplaced Lens Cap
sheepfilms
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Mike Driver
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Andulka
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wallacepolsom

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@bumpybicuit
Seeing a short guy that’s buff is like seeing the jet pack joyride guy irl
I WANT BEAT UP CHANELS!!!!!
Happy pride month! EVERYBODY GETS A DOUCHE 🏳️🌈
the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear
Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this
“And I know it’s a cry for help, go help yourself
I’ve opened a million doors, you never go
it’s past point of no return, When will you learn? “
Me coming back to tumblr after a 3 day procrastination period
my last post flopped so I gotta post some yaoi
How I was eating up those 3AM videos in 2017
Nate Jacobs in tonight’s episode of euphoria
Me looking for trade
never let a bitch hurt your heal, stay on that #MOOD
When the ant colony be call-in me
at the end of the day i get so gay off that tequila and thats not my fault
honestly unlike with murder its never ok to litter not even when the situation has complexities and nuances and mitigating factors
Me when Halsey rhymed "Michigan" with "bitch again" like she got Shakespeare QUAKING!
Why’d they make the seagull smexy 🥴
They are so in love trust me bro