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Seeing a short guy that’s buff is like seeing the jet pack joyride guy irl

I WANT BEAT UP CHANELS!!!!!

Happy pride month! EVERYBODY GETS A DOUCHE 🏳️‍🌈

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

“And I know it’s a cry for help, go help yourself

I’ve opened a million doors, you never go

it’s past point of no return, When will you learn? “

Me coming back to tumblr after a 3 day procrastination period

my last post flopped so I gotta post some yaoi

How I was eating up those 3AM videos in 2017

Nate Jacobs in tonight’s episode of euphoria

Me looking for trade

never let a bitch hurt your heal, stay on that #MOOD

When the ant colony be call-in me

at the end of the day i get so gay off that tequila and thats not my fault

honestly unlike with murder its never ok to litter not even when the situation has complexities and nuances and mitigating factors

Me when Halsey rhymed "Michigan" with "bitch again" like she got Shakespeare QUAKING!

Why’d they make the seagull smexy 🥴

They are so in love trust me bro

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