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I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.

qiyra

those born under the sign of the bees:

have emotions

think thoughts

is likely introverted or extroverted

has at least a few friends

was born at some point

votedami

The thing I hate most about depression is that it tricks you into thinking you don’t have depression. It makes you think that nothing is wrong with you, that you just feel this way because you lack value as a person. Whether that’s in your relationships, your academics, or a view of yourself, it makes you think you aren’t good enough for any of that.

“It’s not the illness,” it says, “You feel this way because it’s who you are.”

adhdedrn

“Mental illness is like fighting a war where the enemy’s strategy is to convince you that the war isn’t actually happening.”

disease-danger-darkness-silence

Me: I can’t get out of bed today, what is wrong with me. I’m so lazy and terrible and I am a huge flake and there has got to be something wrong with me. My brain: There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

amazoogle

thatssomanda

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

auntytimblr-deactivated20150403

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

gallusrostromegalus

1. If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

zillyirk32

THIS IS GOLD

aprillikesthings

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

artikgato

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

eliciaforever-deactivated201906

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

wlwtoad-deactivated20180823

IIIII SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER WITH A GIRL LIKE YOU THAT I WOULD LOVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO AND I DO HEY HEY HEY AND I DOOOO

fanonical

sirius black: imprisoned for a crime he did not commit, escaped to go commit that crime as fast as possible

onlyusefulphrases

*insert crying Zuko here*

onlyusefulphrases

just-shower-thoughts

Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.

scribblerextraordinaire

The Scots were right all along

zahracusdottir

The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.

bckyrdfuneral

the Scots were right all along

dizzy-eclipse

i could be anything in the world but i wanted to be hers

languagebender

why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not ?

languagebender

examples:

american english: cotton candy ✅ good

british english: fairy floss ❌ not valid

spanish, german: sugar cotton ✅ good

french: daddy’s beard ❌ NOT VALID

sexbanglish

so here’s a quick story

to help with decision making when going on a date, my bf and i created a list of 20 restaurants we like. 1 being ihop (as a joke, neither of us actually like ihop), 20 being our favorite steakhouse, with the rest in no particular order. we roll a d20 and go to the corresponding place

after i wrote the list down, he goes “roll it, let’s go to dinner tomorrow night!” i got excited, he got a die out, and i fucking CRIT FAILED and now we’re FORCED to go to ihop tomorrow because both of us are too stubborn to back out omg

sexbanglish

im currently on the phone with him and im saying “what time you wanna go” and he’s all “to ihop? what time are we going to ihop?” omg he just keeps saying ihop to emphasize how dumb we are

feralkwe-deactivated20210912

okay but this is the cutest and most real shit i’ve ever seen.

mikkeneko

The rolls are meaningless if critical failures don’t come with consequences.

carryondontlookhere

stop calling teenagers millenials

like the youngest millenials are 23 years old

and the oldest are 40 years old

youre thinking of gen z, the gayest, most trans, most racially diverse, most atheist generation of all time and they are gonna fucking change the world.

zehumanparachute

Reblog for gen z, the gayest generation.

cinnaluna

I had to look it up because I 100% thought I was a millennial and it turns out I’m wrong. although there’s some debate over the years that each age cohort starts(and there’s usually some overlap), seems like ‘94 is generally accepted as the last year millennials were born.

magistrate-of-mediocrity

I’m so proud of all of you.

nightcoremoon

wait…

…what?

ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS WHOLE TIME THAT I AM NOT IN FACT THE YOUNGEST MILLENIAL BUT AM IN FACT THE OLDEST GENERATION Z???

…huh…

bluemoonhound

this is what im saying about cryptid gen. It’s anyone born between 1995 and 2000. Theyre cryptid gen. Neither a young millenial nor an old gen z, or maybe both at once.

professor-pastry-deactivated201

I AM CRYPTID

evanmcohen

Comics I’ve made this month for Its Nice That.

decalexas

all we need is ONE filthy rich lesbian to buy an island and we can get Lesbos 2.0 started

trainerliya

Looking at you Ellen Degeneres

one-time-i-dreamt

It became a huge trend to wear bold lipstick before eating ass, and it was like, a thing to brag about the smudged lipstick and I’m so sorry, but what the hell???

emotional-karuma

bold of you to think this isn’t already a trend

jenniferniven

Tomorrow, on Finch Day 2018, please join @thelxvelies and me for an Instagram Live!!! ✨🐦🌸 #Repost @thelxvelies ・・・ PLEASE JOIN US ON THURSDAY FOR FINCH DAY💕 Similar to last year we want to spread awareness and love for Finch! Please post a picture of you holding up a sign saying I am here with the hashtag #IAmHere ☺️ Please tag a friend and help spread the word💓 We are so excited!!!🙌🏼🌸 #allthebrightplaces #theodorefinch #iwashere #iwasheretf #finchday (at Los Angeles, California)