i need to control my pretty puppy, dumb him down until he doesn't even know how to think for himself.
feed him, push treats into his mouth and close his jaw for him, or push his face into his dog bowl until he's full. hold a glass to his lips.
put him in the tub and fill it with bubbles, wash his body, and kiss his shoulders while I clean behind his floppy doggy ears. every time he tries to do something himself, i gently scold him or smack his face just hard enough to remind him he's a pet, not a person.
keep him in a fluffy sweater, his ears and tail, a collar and leashed, always held in my hand or tied to my belt.
clicker-training him into being obedient, making sure he doesn't try and act up or not listen. getting him stupid with over the top praise, which makes his brain numb<3