birds and memes are all i have going for me .

Hey I'm Evan and I just really like birds.

[qweety-archive-deactivated20240]

plap plap plap plap plap plap 

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

where is h e going

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

bag of wees

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

weed

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

do not reblog this

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

I meant to say bag of weed

[legs-are-just-for-show]

Bill Trinen retweeted this

[birdghost]

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

[animatedtext]

requested by fuckyougrey

[yeezuschrist-deactivated2013070]

i accepted my dad on fb and now he’s commenting on my friends’ graduation pictures jesusch RIST

[cartel]

I’m pretty sure aliens exist and know about us but choose not to interact with us because we are terrible.

[pistachio-nacho-deactivated2020]

[pheberoni]

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

[37q-archive]

have you tried yelling

i have no idea what youre referring to but of course ive tried yelling

[sighinastorm]

BOY HE BOUTTA

[sitcomdadvegeta-blog]

nsfw: no sympathy for weeaboos 

[animeslovenija]

[thecynicalidealist]

The stream.

The whole set.

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[samanthalena]

☃

[linrenzo]

Let see what happens

[emotiona1shorty]

I need I need I need

[notonyourbarricade]

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

[jimmyoffthehook-deactivated2017]

[2kyo-deactivated20210419]

He has risen

[problemheart]

I love this