sad beige child

sloane i used to paint houses gnmechomsky

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bake off season, all is right in the world

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why not watch all of the conjuring films actually

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me at all turns

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MAYAAAAAAA

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me behind the wheel of a car

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why not watch all of the conjuring films actually

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thought of u immediately..

no exactly

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we’re back on the grind aka watching tennis and wishing I was married to josh o’connor

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me 🤝 going to the cinema alone

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love you so much, afternoon sweet treat

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searched one hugh grant tiktok last night and now my fyp is full of him

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doing late night online shopping unlocks a joy I like anything else I’ve ever felt

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should not be allowed to watch catfish adjacent series

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hey can I get aaaaaa ummmmm double quarter pounder ummmm a large fry and uhhhhhh

you can go fuck, my love 🤍

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been lost watching the us open and by that I mean yelling at the television

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waiting for nyc to be cold again

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here to remind you to check your invites/spam and buy someone a coffee (me preferably)

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my stomach is rumbling after that Oscar post I think—