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"Vanessa! Hey! Um, I just wanted to thank you for your point today in class. Yeah, cause lately I've been feeling like I'm the stupidest person in that seminar and when you spoke I was like, 'Okay so I'm not.' Right?"

#r #q #tiktoks

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Customer: Hi, excuse me, could I talk to you for a second?

Employee: Oh yeah sure, what'dya need?

Customer: Well I was just wondering if I could return my daughter's mac n cheese.

Employee: Uhh, yeah. Why, may I ask?

Customer: Oh, you guys used adult cheese. She wanted kid cheese. Why didn't you tell me you used adult cheese?

Employee: Musta just slipped my mind.

#r #q #tiktok #dude this is really what its like huh

its time to support public execution

werewolfie

idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing

like this is hysterical

#r #i see these in my walmart tf u mean photoshopped?

ahotknife

so far being in my 20s is like *hyperfixates* *oversleeps* *mourns my lost youth* *hyperfixates* *oversleeps* *oversleeps* *drinks too much on a thursday* *oversleeps*

#r

werewolfie

idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing

like this is hysterical

#r #i saw the first one in my job the other day