Au revoir

/ ヨランダ🌸 / España /

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Seokjin: Yoongi and I aren't friends anymore.

Yoongi: For fuck's sake, I told you that's the worst way to tell people we're dating.

[years later]

Seokjin: I would like to introduce you to my ex-boyfriend.

Yoongi: Can you stop saying that? Hello I'm his husband.

Jin would. You know he would.

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Yoongi: Jimin and I are engaged.

Jin: You should have asked me first, Yoongi.

Yoongi: No offense, Jin. But you're not really my type.

[correct-bangtannies]

Jimin: I hope you go bald!

Yoongi: I hope they cancel One Piece!!

Jimin: TAKE THAT BACK

[incorrectenhabts]

Jimin: hyung I don’t know if you know this already but I love you

Yoongi: Jimin, I know this is the 50th time you’ve told me today

Jimin:

Yoongi:

Yoongi: *sigh* I love you too Jimin-ah

[exslytherin]

jimin: are you a morning person?

yoongi: no

jimin: so... a night person?

yoongi: I'm not really a person, more of an abstract concept

[incorrectenhabts]

Jimin: fuck me if I’m wrong but-

Yoongi: wrong. You are wrong.

Jimin: I haven’t even-

Yoongi: you are wrong.

[taekookmaybe]

best boyfriend in the world 😭

©️ ame3_jk

[taekookmaybe]

I JUST CAN’T FCKING DO THIS ANYMORE

[taekookmaybe]

literally no thoughts head empty just jungkook sitting on taehyung’s leg with his thigh in between taehyung’s.... yeap

©️ recorder331

[totally-real-bts-quotes]

yoongi: jimin i really don't have time for this...

jimin: you have to, it's in your planner

yoongi: you can't just take my planner and write "JIMIN TIME" all over it!

jimin: sure i can. you're also scheduled for a long, warm hug later.

[springdayedits]

Taehyung: It’s really frustrating.

Jungkook: What is?

Taehyung: Watching Jimin openly flirting with Yoongi Hyung and Yoongi not realising it.

Jungkook, wearing a ‘DATE ME TAEHYUNG’ T-shirt: Haha, yeah, he’s so oblivious

[incorrectyoonmin-deactivated202]

jimin: may i sit here?

yoongi: that's my lap.

jimin: that doesn't answer my question.

[totally-incorrect-bts]

Jimin: I like someone who is good in bed *winks*

Yoongi: I once slept for 15 hours straight

[btsmuttin]

wow I love suffering

[1-800-yn-deactivated20200812]

Jimin: Hey Yoongi did it hurt when-

Yoongi: Yes

Jimin: I didn’t finish-

Yoongi: Everything hurts

[sugadaily]

[serendipityyoonmin-blog]

•I won't let u forget this moment🌸💕•