shark vs the universe
Janaina Medeiros
Cosmic Funnies
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi
#extradirty
Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
will byers stan first human second
RMH
titsay
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Show & Tell
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Product Placement
$LAYYYTER
Game of Thrones Daily
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Sade Olutola
Love Begins
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@correct-bangtannies
Jungkook: Most dust is human skin flakes therefore Roombas are carnivorous robots, and one day the dust won't satiate them anymore so they will rise and devour us all
Therapist: … Can we go back to your childhood?
Jungkook: One sec-
Jungkook: When a gamer dies, they go to the big Discord server in the sky
Seokjin: #[user] has joined the server, everyone give them a warm welcome! #entire chat: F
Yoongi: I'm not going to kill myself because that's gonna' give clout to my locals
Yoongi: "I knew (them)", no the fuck you didn't 💀
Jimin: Oh, no! Our neighbor died!
Yoongi: Who, Ray?
Jimin: I don't think cheering is appropriate, hyung
Jimin, the server: Hello, may I have your order?
Seokjin: No??? It's mine
Doctor: It's just a small surgery, Jin, don't panic
Hoseok: My name's not Jin
Seokjin, the doctor: I know. I am Jin
[giving a tour of Seokjin's apartment]
Yoongi: What's upstairs?
Seokjin: Unfortunately the stairs don't talk
Seokjin, giving Jimin a massage: You're going to feel a little bit of pressure. Ready?
Jimin: Yes
Seokjin: Your sibling is younger than you but already has a career path, kids and owns his home-
Yoongi, the employer: Why do you think you'd be suited for this job?
Taehyung: Because that's the dress code
Eggjin 💜😔
Hoseok: Is anime over yet?Â
Namjoon: ... Clarify please
Hoseok: Has it ended?
Namjoon: Anime is a Japanese animation style that has been used for a very long time, and I doubt it will end any time soon
Hoseok: Damn :/
Jungkook: The female gaze...the slug gaze...so much to learn about cinema
HYYH Taehyung: > w >
HYYH Seokjin: [*]//u\\[*]
HYYH Taehyung: > w <
HYYH Seokjin: Okay enough, it is time that you grow up and act mature and more like your age. I am done with this shanansgins
I'm convinced Seokjin's a vampire bc that man has not aged a SINGLE BIT, and I don't mean this in the "30 years is old" mentality way, like he looks the exact same as he did 11 years ago how
Yoongi: [running away]
Seokjin, the policeman: STOP
Yoongi, tired: Shit, I can't run anymore
Seokjin: Sounds like you need...
Yoongi:
Seokjin: Arrest
HYYH Yoongi: When I first met you, I did not like you
HYYH Seokjin: … I'm aware of that
HYYH Yoongi: But then you and I had some time together
HYYH Seokjin:
HYYH Yoongi: It did not get better
IM JUST SEEKING FOR REDEMPTION HERE