Shadows & starlight

Naf | 18 | I'm a hot mess and I never know what I'm doing. Canada.

[deb-oceans]

I love you so much. You’e my dream girl.

[mainflopgirl]

anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.

[circuskidcon]

Thor ghost wrote this

[princesconsuela]

[monicas]

MAY 6TH, 2004 - the last episode of FRIENDS aired 14 years ago

[armandyke]

T’Challa: I am the Black Panther, protector of Wakanda, and this is my Black Panther supersuit. 

Peter Parker, a millenial who knows exactly what a furry is: :/

[bob-belcher]

#SHE DESTROYED HIM

[cykelops]

yall hate wolverine origins but “your country needs you” “im canadian (drives away)” is the greatest moment in cinematic history

[cowboyhudsons]

You and I we are unstoppable together. I—don’t want to live another day without you.

[starkked]

[alittlebiteverything]

i’m 101% sure that this entire line was improv and tom couldn’t help it

[flospughsadadad-deactivated2021]

Favorite ‘The Last Jedi’ press moments.

[onastyamiga]

Let’s go save Kyle before the dam breaks.

[piratedllama]

½ of my personality is made of john mulaney stand up

[solicitorfrommars]

Can I get on the plane now please?

NO ITS DELAYED 9 HOURS

Okay

…

Any updates?

YEAH WE TOOK OFF WHILE YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM. BECAUSE WE HATE YOU. NOW TAKE THIS MEAL VOUCHER THAT DOESNT WORK- GO- FETCH!

Okay

…

Can I have a sandwich please?

NO

Okay

YOURE A LITTLE FAT GIRL ARENT YOU?

Noo

SAY IT

I’m a little fat girl

…

Can I please go home on an airplane?

NO, IN FACT, WERE GONNA FRAME YOU FOR MURDER, AND YOURE GONNA GO TO JAIL FOR 30 YEARS

Why are you doing this?

🎶BECAUSE WERE DELTA AIRLINES, AND LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE🎶

…

Lets see if southwest has any flights

[fitzsimmonssource]

You guys are constantly torn apart. Cursed, as he would say.

[amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt]

Anyway I miss Peggy Carter violently beating the absolute everloving fuck out of dudes with any object within her reach while upbeat jazz music is playing in the background

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

hey just wondering, @ men, like all of you, no hard feelings or anything! i’m just wondering, um, you know, just curious, just wondering, uh, are you, um, are you fucking kidding me?

[erodaweather]

i can’t believe y’all r really sleeping on steve spinning nancy around and saying “i missed you” and nancy replying “it’s been like, an hour.” and FUCKING STEVE goes “tell me about it” before kissing herlike get yourself a man that loves you like that.