KGN-005

(Independent RP blog for Burnerman, Post-MM10. NSFW due to swearing, violence, and mild sexual content (but no smut).)

[rp-memes]

Send me a < and my muse will do one command for you

[burningwithyouthfulfire]

mechanical-monarch:

King’s eyes widened, and he held his hands up in defense. “Oh, Burner, please.. I do not mean you any harm! I just wish to speak with you!” He whispers, his voice laced in fright as he takes a cautious step backwards. “Please.. Do not harm me.”

Burner looked momentarily confused at King’s fear, but his eyes remained narrowed. The other robot would be able to notice that Burner was shaking from fear.

“What the fuck could you possibly have to say to me?” He growled, baring his sharp teeth.

[acid-eater]

by 畜産業

[burningwithyouthfulfire]

"Ah, greetings! You are, perchance, a copy of the original Burner? Or maybe.. One of those alternate realities I was taught? Regardless, it is very wonderful to see you." [mechanical-monarch]

Burner froze, his eyes wide in shock and terror as he stared at King. While his alternate may have adored King, he certainly didn’t– All that he felt for King was resentment and terror.

“……”

He clenched his hands into fists, the fire on his head igniting as he finally spoke– His voice was nothing more than a venomous snarl, and despite him trying to hide it, there was obvious fear mixed in as well. “If you take another step closer to me I’m going to tear your fucking head off…!!”

[burningwithyouthfulfire]

starrybolts:

“I’m the original Burner. You must be my Copy bot. Hell, didn’t even know I had one.” He smirked.

“And while they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, you’ll never be as good as me, the original.”

Burner snorted with laughter.

“Are you stupid? If I was a copy, I would damn well know about it. ‘Sides, don’t go acting all high-and-mighty as if you’re better than me. We both know we’re pieces of shit.” Assuming they had the same general personality, which was what it was starting to look like.

[burningwithyouthfulfire]

I made it for you to burn

“Fuck you.”

[mechaniisms]

burningwithyouthfulfire started following you

Burner squinted.

“Alright. What the fresh fuck is this bullshit going on?”

[burningwithyouthfulfire]

Burner squinted right back, but out of sass more than anything else.

“I dunno, shit tits. Who the fuck are you?” Maybe it was a copy robot.

[burningwithyouthfulfire]

The flowers would burn anyway [drop a free house for him to set on fire]

“Where the fuck did you get a house.”

[sidestuiff]

Send ❀ to put a flower crown on my muse’s head.

[burningwithyouthfulfire]

If you could be human, but get to pick and choose what human features you had to deal with (ie: no having to eat, sleep, or go to the restroom if you didn't want to) would you? If so, what features of humanity would you keep and which would you throw out?

“Nope. Humans are soft and it isn’t like being a human would give me any advantages aside from not being shot at on sight. I guess I’d try it for shits and giggles if it was temporary, though.”

[caprisunofficial-deactivated201]

[burningwithyouthfulfire]

Mun, do you allow M!a?

(Kinda? Not often. Most of the time its for shits and giggles but I’m pretty selective with it.)

[burningwithyouthfulfire]

no you tit I'm talking about the inherent wiring faults you guys all have. sure you have the ability to make decisions but all the same, you're still restricted. not only by three laws, but by code. wily exploited a flaw in king, manipulated him, and in turn did the same to you by proxy. your masters know how to bend you by your code, regardless of your mental fortitude. you know this to be true.

“No fucking shit, we can be reprogrammed, and whatever shitheads make us can have control over us. Big fuckin’ deal. If we really want to we can get the Three Laws removed and any other bullshit coding. What’s your point? That life sucks for robots? It does for everybody. This isn’t anything fuckin’ new, so I don’t see why you think you’re smart for pointing it out.”

[burningwithyouthfulfire]

Hank hill! Because you like propane and propane accessories? Duh

“Oh, right, my bad. I completely forgot that being based off of a propane tank means that I fuckin’ jack off to one. It really gets me hard, I’ll tell you that.”

[burningwithyouthfulfire]

what is this 'free will' guff you keep yapping about. you're robot masters- you HAVE no real free wil,l neither did King. you're all puppets to your code and that's the end of it

“Oh, boo-hoo, how can I live with myself now?” He replied sarcastically, raising his arms to stretch.

“Listen, shithead. We may have been created for a specific job, but once the Three Laws are removed we can do whatever the fuck we want. Kinda like, oh, I don’t know, humans? The only difference is that Robot Masters are programmed and you tend to have an easier time accepting that “free will” bullshit– That anyone can be anything or do whatever the fuck they want and that everyone has a fundamental right to pursue happiness as long as it doesn’t break any laws or some shit. But as soon as you apply it to robots, all of you get your fuckin’ panties in a bunch and start backin’ out of it, because “Nooo, you were programmed, you can’t have free will even though you’re sentieeeent!” Yeah, don’t think that I didn’t notice that, you fucker.

Besides, if you keep talkin’ like that, some Robot Master is going to kill you. Good luck with that shit.”

[burningwithyouthfulfire]

Cuz you are a hot hunk of robot

“Doesn’t explain shit.”

[burningwithyouthfulfire]

Burner are you hiding King's data disc? That figures you can't seem to stop worrying about him showing up

“What the fuck does this mean.”