Anything and Everything

Mattie-24-Aspiring writer, college graduate, and multi-fandom member. Check out my works on ao3, I'm purgatory_pd. Welcome to the shitshow!

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[nudne]

good morning lesbians

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good afternoon lesbians

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good evening lesbians

[nudne]

good night lesbians

[anxietyproblem]

INSTAGRAM

[midnightpulses]

I like this “best of” compilation

[thatonerandomauthor]

I laughed too much at some of these

[blextrophy]

[memewhore]

[copperbadge]

I understand it intellectually, but it still bewilders me on a spiritual level that people create separate tumblrs for obsessing over each specific interest, because I’m just here unendingly like BEHOLD, THE COLLAGE OF ME. 

[www-pizza-gov]

i cant decide which niche blog to rb this to honestly

[copperbadge]

This is the best response out of 25,000 responses, everyone else can rest now. 

[catasters]

[peanutworm]

You, an intellectual: 9+7=16

Me, with ADHD: if you take 1 from 9 and give it to 7 thats 8+8 and 8x2 is 16

Someone, usually a Teacher: NOT LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN

[chiefmilesobrien]

This is literally how I would have done it

[thewildonion]

9 is a hungry bitch and takes one from 7, making it 10+6=16

[peanutworm]

VALID

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[acaseofthewiggins]

[thepersonalquotes]

[shinraalpha]

"I hope this email finds you well!"

How the email finds me:

[voldemo]

“your password is weak”

You’re the weak one And you’ll never know love, or friendship And I feel sorry for you

[cock]

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

[luftwaffel-deactivated20131125]

who did you have to kill to get that URL

[samspurpletoothbrush]

WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[gayerluke]

it’s a joke

[thebootydiaries]

me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean

me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory