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im elaine and i have commitment issues

[burrgerking]

someone: you sure that's a wise decision?

me, offended: i've never made a wise decision in my life & never will

[sleepnoi7es]

One of Ivanka Trumps neighbors pulled out her fur and poured some wine to watch the protesters in front of Ivankas house.

[surprisebitch]

a true ally

[loveistheessenceoflife]

Ivanka neighbor be like:

[chaoticelise-deactivated2023030]

[burrgerking]

do people even use tumblr anymore

[monkeyrubster]

[sleighinbedgrowyrhair]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[earthdad]

a good time

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me, a concerned white suburban mom

me: *leans out of my beige Toyota Sienna minivan at the junior soccer practice at Our Lady Catholic School, asking every player that walks by* me: are you the one who taught my son to say “Deez Nuts”

[sequals]

when u highkey want someone but u tryna be lowkey

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

when u highkey want a bae on fleek but you naenae whip instead lol so turnt fam

[just-shower-thoughts]

The word “swims” is the same upside down

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

smiws??

[eazyintheheezy]

upside down, not backwards. silly.

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

Ethan. If you turn a w upside down you get an m.

[eazyintheheezy]

oh i see what you mean. You’re kind of visualizing it like a flip side of a coin or card, take the word “swims” and turn it upside down by actually turning it 180 degrees. 

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

THATS WHAT UPSIDE DOWN MEANS

[eazyintheheezy]

bella do me a favor and literally write down the word on a piece of paper and turn it upside down

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

OKAY BUT I DONT SEE HOW THATS GONNA 

oh

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

[birdungehrl]

Ironically enough, your sad, angry smiley face will also read the same when turned upside down…

[urbanclictionary]

Yikes. At least I’m cute or this would not be ok

me every time I fuck something up (via urbanclictionary)

[mazzew]

[darkparadise-88-deactivated2019]

[chipotole]

[onlytwitterpics]

[6go]

Snoop Dogg’s instagram gives me life.