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[the-almost-king]

found this stock photo and literally had to

[burrito-tortilo-blog]

Lets be real here....

This man has probably killed way more than 10 people if Sophie is attracted to him. 

[funny-tik-toks]

[cool-beans-central]

Trying to keep up with this made me feel like English wasn’t my native language

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

English isn’t my native language and this felt like I was having a stroke

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English is my native language, and I still didn’t know what was going on here.... 

Thats english for you.

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You know what... with the people in this world, It probably is impossible. 

Not for Bob the Builder though... Or Dora the Explorer. Can’t forget about Handy Mandy or Caui. That kid grows so fast. Curious George stands a better chance then some people in this world. 

It... it just looks sooooo hard. 

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Me to my little sister: You know, whe nI was your age...

...Nevermind I don’t even remember what i was doing ehn I was your age. 

Probably at daycare creepily standing over a sleeping child, just waiting for them to wake up and play time to come to I could get the plastic Snow White heels...

*Mumbles* Ahh.. Good times

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Reblog if you can read this one!

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Can You read this? 

[maddiesharafian]

The Need to Stay

(Thought I’d upload my recent comics to Tumblr! I totally forgot it only lets you upload 10 pics at a time, and this is 11, but fingers crossed it works!)

[burrito-tortilo-blog]

This has got to be one of the best comics I’v ever seen. It made me smile! 

[just-shower-thoughts]

In movies where Santa is real, how do adults not believe in Santa when presents randomly appear at their Christmas tree

[burrito-tortilo-blog]

I’v thought about this and it bugs me everytime. HOW DO THEY NOT RELIZE THE RANDOM PRESENTS THAT SHOW UP!!!!???

[just-shower-thoughts]

“DING! DING! DING!” Has more effectively gotten people to wear seatbelts than actual laws.

[burrito-tortilo-blog]

I disagree.... I can ignore the law just as well as when there is a “DING! DING! DING!” as to when there isn’t one. Just Saying. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

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I;m SO done for this! Love to do it!

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I don’t think there is such a thing has “bad music”. It might not be your taste, but that doesn’t mean it’s bad. Even if it is so off pitch, it is so on pitch to some people.

Reblog if you Agree 

[eudaemaniacal]

this is from a real diary by a 13-year-old girl in 1870. teenage girls are awesome and they’ve always been that way.

[rhube]

Read this - oh my goodness, this girl was wonderful.

[lrlamauthor]

Where can I read this in full?

[caitiesith]

It’s from  Real American Girls Tell Their Own Stories, and that particular section is by Martha Carey Thomas who grew up to be a suffragist, linguist and renowned educator, as well as a badass lesbian.

[lrlamauthor]

Yesssss. 

[rhube]

Rereblogging for the most excellent links!

And because I rarely see something I commented on come back to me and that’s kinda neat :)

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This is the only thing that belongs in diaries. Now I know where all of us girls get it from...

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When i was in first grade and learning about fractions, I understood them... but my best friend, not so much. She was called on to say what the fraction shown was and she got it wrong. Then the teacher called on me and I got it right. I looked at her for whatever reason and she just gave me the death glare. We laugh about this moment to this day.

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When your mom walks into your room...

Me: *Takes earbuds out* What?

Mom:*Sits down on bed*

Me: What??

Mom: When I asked everyone else if I could annoy them, they said no... So I'm going to annoy you instead!

Me: ...