Week 1: Taqueria Cancun
The man crouched in a corner by Taqueria Cancun on Mission Street. It was 2 am on a Friday night and the drunken crowds were making a beeline for the miracle that would make them even happier - a burrito from Cancun. He sized up the crowd as they teemed in. Big guy in jeans, cross. Short girl with a fancy bag, possible. The girl came out fifteen minutes later. He ran up to her in the dark and shouted "BOOYA!". She screamed and threw the burrito in the air. With ninja like abilities he lunged and caught the burrito and ran away in a flash. The girl was flabbergasted and started crying. A bunch of guys nearby ran up to her to find out if she was ok. "This homeless guy came out of nowhere and...and...he stole my burritooo sob". The guys sadly shook their heads. "You just got jumped by burrito man"