The (Worst) Hawkeye

I will turn off my hearing aids (Closed rp)

[tmdrks]

burymeinbitches​:

I have a wide skill set

I’m sure you do, sir.

[burymeinbitches]

I’m a decent marksman when I remember to put my hearing aide in.

[tmdrks]

burymeinbitches​:

I’ll do anything for a snickers bar

Dang, and I’m all out. What a shame.

[burymeinbitches]

I have a wide skill set

[tmdrks]

burymeinbitches​:

Aw c’mon

Alright, I’ll bite. Tell me one thing.

[burymeinbitches]

I’ll do anything for a snickers bar

[tmdrks]

Every day here, I learn more than I ever wanted to know.

[burymeinbitches]

Would you like to know more things?

[tmdrks]

I highly doubt it.

[burymeinbitches]

Aw c’mon

[tmdrks]

Every day here, I learn more than I ever wanted to know.

[burymeinbitches]

Would you like to know more things?

[detectivehawk]

burymeinbitches​:

Nope never. We don’t gotta talk about you growing up!

I’M LITERALLY AN ADULT, CLINT

[burymeinbitches]

No you’re not

[detectivehawk]

burymeinbitches​:

What? Emotional? I never get that? I didn’t cry

yeah, never, not once.

[burymeinbitches]

Nope never. We don’t gotta talk about you growing up!

[detectivehawk]

burymeinbitches​:

Oh.

don’t get emotional on me.

[burymeinbitches]

What? Emotional? I never get that? I didn’t cry

[detectivehawk]

burymeinbitches​:

No! It’s like you’re my kid!

…ew.

[burymeinbitches]

Oh.

[detectivehawk]

burymeinbitches​:

I mean, yes. To me.

what does that even mean, is that an insult

[burymeinbitches]

No! It’s like you’re my kid!

[detectivehawk]

burymeinbitches​:

KID????

are you saying I look like a child

[burymeinbitches]

I mean, yes. To me.

[burymeinbitches]

KID????

[detectivehawk]

burymeinbitches​:

Fall

… Okay. Do you need to go to medical?

[burymeinbitches]

Nah I’ll be fine after some pain meds and an ice pack

[detectivehawk]

burymeinbitches​:

My back

What did you do….

[burymeinbitches]

Fall

[detectivehawk]

burymeinbitches​:

Do we have ice packs?

For…

[burymeinbitches]

My back

[detectivehawk]

… oh no.

[burymeinbitches]

Do we have ice packs?

[bringmedopinder]

I busted so many kneecaps last night.

[burymeinbitches]

You were so great buddy!