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burymeinbitches:

Nope never. We don’t gotta talk about you growing up!

I’M LITERALLY AN ADULT, CLINT

burymeinbitches:

What? Emotional? I never get that? I didn’t cry

yeah, never, not once.

burymeinbitches:

Oh.

don’t get emotional on me.

burymeinbitches:

No! It’s like you’re my kid!

...ew.

burymeinbitches:

I mean, yes. To me.

what does that even mean, is that an insult

burymeinbitches:

KID????

are you saying I look like a child

i cut all my hair off 🥸

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theothersuperdude:

I’d rather not but I won’t fight you over it. Just let me know when you’re in need.

...you will be a problem. but i shall do, thank you.

theothersuperdude:

No. I’ll take a coffee and maybe a donut

yes. i will make sure coffee and donuts are there every study session. you will be paid. be quiet.

theothersuperdude:

No it’s okay. I like helping.

i’ll just pay you what my top tutors used to get paid, then. stubborn.

theothersuperdude:

Why would I charge if I offered to help?

because you’re helping me with a service and deserve to be compensated for it?

theothersuperdude:

Yes I am!

how much an hour

theothersuperdude:

If you need help studying, I can be of assistance.

are you good at chems and bios and sciences? bc i am not and i am useless.

I love being ✨ full-time stupid ✨

I put washi tape and pretty stickers on pretty flash cards in hopes that it’ll make me remember everything I need to for my chem classes, but it ✨ doesn’t work ✨

burymeinbitches:

Nah I’ll be fine after some pain meds and an ice pack

... and this was with your friends? 🤨

burymeinbitches:

Fall

... Okay. Do you need to go to medical?

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