Businessmanfish

[neckkiss]

when someone uses “your” instead of “you’re”

[geeksotospeak-inactive-deactiva]

THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

[klefable]

you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with

[businessmanfish]

NOW I DO

[businessmanfish]

I did some writing

Death. It’s an interesting thing. Nobody really knows what happens when we fall into the sweet embrace of death. What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel is the rest of the universe and you get to explore every inch of the ever expanding universe. What if it is the light in a room where you get to pick the beginning of your next life, like the start menu of a videogame, and you can even pick how you are going to look at every stage of life and how you are going to die but then you don’t remember any of it when you come into the world. I’ve always wondered if people who have near death experiences are actually getting saved by some other worldly being because that person has something significant to do in their life that they haven’t done yet. Out of body experiences also interest me, like is that person closer to another plane of existence than everybody else or is it just some weird shit that is happening in their brain.

[spyroflame0487]

If you see this image while scrolling it means you have seen the Joe Biden of enjoying ice cream and money.

Reblog for money, happiness, and ice cream.

[cg-is-lying-in-wait-blog]

My temporary gig ended today so. Needed.

[professorwithoutacause]

Okay, but that’s just a hilarious picture.

[jezi-belle]

My temp-to-hire gig that I had been told was going permanent at the end of the month ended on Friday, so yeah, very needed.

[discolor3d]

[youre-in-my-veins-you-fuk]

how the actual fuck does someone not reblog this

[4licia]

this just demolishes every negative opinion towards homosexuality ever

[queerjock]

this is my new favorite picture omg

[businessmanfish]

Sometimes things get lost in the craziness that I call my mind

[gothicprep]

me when someone pokes me on facebook in the year of our lord 2016

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

[wnq-writers]

Your hands are poetry on my unwritten skin.

Nicole Torres  (via wnq-writers)

[businessmanfish]

Their words are lethal

Leo, Capricorn, Aries, Virgo, Pisces, Aquarius

[businessmanfish]

me: *playing sims*

sim: *gets invited to someone's house*

sim: *arrives at the house*

me: he's not even here, why did he even invite me over then

[archives-defunct]

to my bisexual friends

your sexuality is valid even if

- you’ve only been in heterosexual relationships

- you’ve only been in homosexual relationships

- you’ve never had sex with a guy

- you’ve never had sex with a girl

- you’ve never had sex at all

- you’re heteroromantic

- you’re homoromantic

- you’re aromantic

- you find yourself preferring one gender over another

YOUR FEELINGS ARE VALID. YOUR SEXUALITY IS VALID. DO NOT LET PEOPLE SHAME YOU OR TELL YOU OTHERWISE.

[lopmon]

[suffics]

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[just-shower-thoughts]

Since the French Burkini ban, Female Body Inspector is now an actual job.

[gohankin2958904385038950-blog]

if i ever misgender you:

it is not on purpose i promise

im very sorry

tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them

spray me with cold water

[typicalfeministkilljoy]

do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?