Bad female anatomy is one of my all time favorite kinds of humor. Not the "men don't know what all the holes do" stuff, more like the "men think women are cryptids" kind. Did you know a mature human female can spit estrogen directly from their girl sack to immobilize helpless prey by sapping them of upper body strength? It's how they keep you still long enough to stick their proboscis in and drain all your precious alimony.













