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Oh hey, Signalis is going for free right now. Going in totally blind. All I know about this is it's a bit classic Resident Evil looking and people keep comparing it to Dead Space. And hey, both of those are pretty big box ticks for me so let's-a-go.

#signalis

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Speaking of Diana being the teasing big sister, has anyone drawn her doing the "oh no gravity is increasing on me" thing with Donna?

passthefeyzaza

Ur wish is my command<3

#absolutely glorious

Much as the classic God of War games were absolute barrels of gloriously ultraviolent fun in the gameplay and spectacle department, but God of War 2 and 3 have TERRIBLE stories. There's one main reason; Kratos is a character who doesn't have any point after the first game. God of War 1 ends with him getting revenge on the guy who basically sold him the gun he proceeded to shoot himself in the foot with and when he realized that didn't bring him any peace he came to accept that it really was entirely his own fault for being such a horrible murdering bastard so he jumped off a cliff. That was pretty much it. A complete character arc. The asshole protagonist realizes that he's the asshole and decides to kill himself about it. Straightforward Greek tragedy stuff.

But then that game made the mistake of ending on a stupid ass sequel hook and got really popular so now we gotta make two whole more games following the same asshole protagonist who now has nowhere to go as a character. What's more the finality of that character arc is quite inconvenient to continuing the story so he just unlearns all of it and he's back to being a vengeance crazed murderer who blames everybody but himself for all his problems and thinks killing some god is the solution. Except this time the god in question had nothing to do with Kratos killing his own family and the big crime we're out for revenge on him for is... trying to stop Kratos' senseless rampage.

So God of War 2 and 3 are games entirely about watching a completely detestable man do completely detestable things culminating in him literally destroying the world and all of it is for no reason. No lessons were learned, no closure was had, none of it meant anything, Kratos' motives are flimsy to the point of nonsensical. Just death and destruction for its own sake.

#god of war #kratos

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Shiva being like "(sigh) I really miss Cassandra" not in any kind of motherly way just in that she's easily one of Shiva's favorite people to study by which I mean poke with a stick and also one of maybe two people on the planet who can give her a real fight. Which is... sort of like Shiva's version of loving someone.

littlemissonewhoisall

Also she's one of the only people on earth Shiva can literally miss when she tries to hit her

but-a-humble-goon

So what you're saying is she misses missing her?

littlemissonewhoisall

Wait I just realized

she would 100% say this

but-a-humble-goon

Shiva being like "(sigh) I really miss Cassandra" not in any kind of motherly way just in that she's easily one of Shiva's favorite people to study by which I mean poke with a stick and also one of maybe two people on the planet who can give her a real fight. Which is... sort of like Shiva's version of loving someone.

littlemissonewhoisall

Also she's one of the only people on earth Shiva can literally miss when she tries to hit her

but-a-humble-goon

So what you're saying is she misses missing her?

but-a-humble-goon

Diana absolutely swam with the Megalodons and gave them all scritches behind the gills in her youth. I like to think they get super excited and start swarming when news reaches them that Diana is back on Themyscira for a visit. Like 60ft aquatic puppies.

but-a-humble-goon

Somebody has to have shown Diana Jaws at some point and she probably spent the whole thing like "aww he's such a good boy." Especially since a regular Great White must look like a Pomeranian next to a wolf compared to the sharks she's used to.

toomanyf4ndoms77

One of the beautiful things about the Cass and Steph duo is that they keep getting together no matter what editorial/the universe does.

Batman fires Stephanie and tells Cass not to train with her anymore? They do it in secret for a little.

Stephanie dies? Cass hallucinates her to keep her around and thanks to the power of fan backlash, Stephanie is alive again.

Bruce is dead now and Cass is going to be shunted into Hong Kong limbo? She gives Batgirl to Stephanie so she’s sort of haunting the narrative.

New 52 wipes the both from existence? Batman eternal and Batman and Robin eternal bring them both back and they get to be part of a team again.

They’re not Batgirl? Joker War brings them up to become Batgirls and nobody even has to die or give something up this time.

They’re literally the “I’ll find you in every universe.”

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"I'll find you in every universe... to let you know how bad you suck at martial arts."

pourrii

hiiii

but-a-humble-goon

Sometimes I remember the jsa calling up Oracle for help on cases and first of all I miss that level or influence. Second of all though. I’m imagining them calling her about old people tech questions like how they fix their computer or something.

Ted: Oracle, how do I set the time on my VCR?

Oracle: Okay here's what you do; step 1 is unplug the device, step 2 is open a window, step 3 is toss the VCR out the open window and buy something that doesn't predate the invention of the wheel.

(audible crash)

Ted: Hmm. Well I followed step 3 and now it doesn't seem to be working anymore.

Oracle:

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Dinah, extremely smug: I don't think I've ever seen you this mad before.

Barbara: Why does nobody in the JSA have anything from this century...

So… what’s your top favourite issue of batgirl 2000? If it’s too hard to narrow down, maybe top 3.

Shiiiiieeeet that's tough. My top 3, subject to constant change:

-the bank robbery ("my dad is bad, isn't he?" "...Yes. But you're... not... okay?"🙃)

-the duel with Shiva (duh)

-Issue 2 with John Robinson (peak tragedy, probably the most character defining for Cass)

#cassandra cain #cassandra wayne #batgirl #dc #dcu #comics

Day 1 of getting into RWBY: Hehe, sniper rifle scythe go boom.

Day 50: I am no longer normal these girls are going to save the world through hope and badass music.

Day 51: Hehe, scythe go boom.

I swear the shrine I made out of human bones doesn't mean anything, I am completely normal and healthy about these four girls.

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long

Sometimes I remember the jsa calling up Oracle for help on cases and first of all I miss that level or influence. Second of all though. I’m imagining them calling her about old people tech questions like how they fix their computer or something.

Ted: Oracle, how do I set the time on my VCR?

Oracle: Okay here's what you do; step 1 is unplug the device, step 2 is open a window, step 3 is toss the VCR out the open window and buy something that doesn't predate the invention of the wheel.

(audible crash)

Ted: Hmm. Well I followed step 3 and now it doesn't seem to be working anymore.

Oracle:

#barbara gordon #oracle #ted grant #wildcat #jsa #justice society of america #dc #dcu #comics

but-a-humble-goon

Diana absolutely swam with the Megalodons and gave them all scritches behind the gills in her youth. I like to think they get super excited and start swarming when news reaches them that Diana is back on Themyscira for a visit. Like 60ft aquatic puppies.

toomanyf4ndoms77

Hippolyta: Where’s Diana?

Amazon: Dived into the ocean again.

Hippolyta: Hm.

(meanwhile, Diana is having the time of her life with the megalodons.)