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If I was Bella my first thought would have been that Edward did crack.

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They only sell Lightning McQueen rain boots in toddler sizes. I'm very distraught.

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Told my mom I had Tumblr.

She asked if I was a furry.

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One day Albus Severus and Scorpius are in the library reading about Hogwarts Headmasters, and they realize that both the people that Albus is named after suck. Now he doesn't want to go by those names so they try and figure what he should go by. They sit in the library for hours and finally Scorpius yells "Asp" after his initials. The first Potter-Weasley in Slytherin in forever is now nicknamed after a snake.