harold, they’re lesbians

i’m not really butch but i strive to be and it’s the thought that counts

[feministism]

[heavymetalmidis-deactivated2018]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

open rp

hey guys. im a fish 

[dovah-remade]

Slurp…

[m86-deactivated20171116]

 NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hottermelon]

getting paid slightly above minimum wage

[eroscestlavie]

me: *says some shit*

someone: do you care to elaborate on that?

me: 

[straightwhiteboystexting]

loveelysad

[hotwinger-deactivated20160517]

Logging onto Tumblr

[nightwatched]

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

[a3esome]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos via @snickers)

[conspicuouslad]

Honestly that’s a brilliant marketing strategy

[giraffepoliceforce]

Can you imagine being an intern and your boss comes up to you one day and says “hey wander around the city and put these stickers wherever someone fucked up.”

[badd-companyy-deactivated201909]

don’t expect what you don’t communicate

[thursday]

[ourstrangeduet]

Men are bus schedules

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

how

[ourstrangeduet]

Always lying

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[dontgetwisewithme]

Cuddling with a hand full of titty

[suite-dee-reynolds]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[lord-tengen]

I prefer the term Plague Enthusiasts

[fae-crossing-deactivated2020112]

Cishets need to realize that pride is not for them. Sure, they’re welcome, but it is not FOR them. They need to understand the history and the meaning behind pride. Sure, pride is fun, but it’s not a party for you that gives you an excuse to wear tie dye and get drunk and fetishize gay and trans people. You can come to pride, but pride is not for you, and it is not about you.