only a shimada can lez out a little

i like genji a normal amount ow sideblog, follwing from @616nightcrawler

[glysaturn]

hehe o no

[butchgenji]

recent dragenji au drawings based on rps (smiles sweetly)

[rikebe]

stupid4stupid date night

[hereisfufu]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY CUTE ZENNY!!!🥹🥹🥹

[glysaturn]

(spuriken implied) redraw of that one meme

[w4ilingbell]

Celebratory picture for dev approved bastion flirting

[mintmatcha]

came back wrong but its from the perspective of the person who came back

[mintmatcha]

Seeing pictures of yourself -the real you, the one people miss, the one people look for in your eyes- is like staring into a foggy mirror. The parts are there, you think, but the details are lost.

Someone who loves you makes you breakfast. You thank him and eat it despite the fact the eggs are too crisp on the sides and missing much needed salt. He says its how you like it, but that just makes that angry, unfettered itch in the back of your brain grow stronger.

How I used to like it, you want to say, how I used to be.

You grip your butter knife harder and light catches the polished metal. The glimpse you catch of yourself in the cutlery looks nothing like the photo on the mantle.

[butchgenji]

they seem to be personally invested in making sure emre looks as dumb as possible in every skin they put out for him

[butchgenji]

kiri is romantically interested in mizuki but shes a fujo so she also wants him to fuck wet boy, who unfortunately is straight and in love with juno but she's gay and into his sister and too inexperienced with people her age to be aware that hes into her romantic styles. nobody asked mizuki what he wants because it straight up doesn't matter

[transfemininomenon]

bro what if instead of overwatch it was called STONERwatch and instead of fighting all the characters smoked WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sonic06apologist]

SOLDIER 420

TOKESTIOB

TORBONG

Winston

SYMOKETRA

[transfemininomenon]

winston has passed away due to the ill effects that ingesting marijuana smoke has upon the body of a gorilla. his last words were reported to be "party mode engaged" before he took a massive bong rip off junkrat's rip roaring dick smasher. within minutes he was seen stumbling, off-balance, before suddenly collapsing. medics were on scene immediately and found him unresponsive, and despite efforts to resuscitate him he was declared dead within the hour. he is survived by his fiancé, hanzo, who has refused to comment at this moment.

[transfemininomenon]

ganji

[butchgenji]

i dont rly feel much sympathy for wuyang being sad hes the loser flop sibling bc the thing is that he's objectively correct. anran is so awesome

[butchgenji]

i might be ahrd stuck silver on dps. hard to tell though bc i get alternate games where i'm slaying penis and games where my teammates don't know how to turn 45 degrees to look at a flanking pocketed soldier or have yet to grasp the concept of cover

[butchgenji]

the thing is i'm mid-high plat on support and tank which isnt a flex but i do have some game sense, i unfprtunately just happen to have the mechanics of a little kitten that got a hold of a mouse so i struggle on dps. also i basically one trick genji and if youre not a goated god he sucks to play into 75% of the roster. but like its so frustrating to be around supports and tanks who are silver and dont know what the hell theyre doing but i cant even get uppity about it or carry because my aim is ass

[butchgenji]

i might be ahrd stuck silver on dps. hard to tell though bc i get alternate games where i'm slaying penis and games where my teammates don't know how to turn 45 degrees to look at a flanking pocketed soldier or have yet to grasp the concept of cover

[butchgenji]

i will be dead in the ground before i accept the anima avatar bs as canon. i would rather one trick mauga. i'd sooner ship mizu/yan//g and draw fanart of them seperating after a kiss with a string of saliva between them. its not real. its NOT happening. awesome magical soul spirit supremacy FOREVERRRR

[glysaturn]

why is wuyang in the cuck chair 😭😭😭

[butchgenji]

no way tracer didnt have a massive crush on sojourn all through her ow tenure tbh

[butchgenji]

my tank started talking shit a la "TANK DIFF (we were doing well first round) im plat on DPS so im better than everyone" so i was kinda like. haha we're all silver chill (im in silver on dps rn. i dont wanna talk about it.) and he got SO mad and friended me after the game to keep flaming me and was like. UR SO BAD I LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE meanwhile im like i made like 2 comments and you're this upset....buddy go outside what are you doing