๐๐๐๐ย ย ๐๐๐๐ย ย ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ย ย ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ย . ย *ย ย theย ย followingย ย areย ย allย ย quotesย ย saidย ย byย ย theย ย lovelyย ย loisย ย laneย .ย ย theย ย followingย ย areย ย fromย ย variousย ย mediasย .
youโve got me? whoโs got you?
how big are you..um, how /tall/ are you?
would you like a glass of wine?
youโre gonna end up fighting every elected official in this country!
donโt tell me: he sends a check every week to his sweet, grey-haired old mother.
call me crazy, but iโve always been a firm believer that beauty, itโs on the inside.
i can be loud, & at times, iโm a little bossy.
iโd rather be in some sand blown purgatory with you than in the hell of never knowing if iโll ever see you again.
guess iโm a sucker for stray dogs & naked menโฆ okay, that didnโt come out right.
iโm just not comfortable with uncomfortable silence, & youโre not exactly keeping up with your end of the conversation.
spread that rumor, & you can expect my fist in your face.
isnโt that one of the signs of the apocalypse?
a couple more hugs, & maybe youโll have the โbah humbugsโ squeezed out of you.
you can save you holier-than-thou, made for tv platitudes, & drown them in some holy water, mister.
& i thought those sex & the city girls have gaudy taste.
look, i know it sounds crazy, but iโm just afraid that my big mouth is going to wreck our relationship one day.
my head is pounding like a mosh pit, & my mouth tastes like armpit.
you have been cashing in on so many rain checks recently that i am soaking wet with disappointment.
iโm eating a maple doughnut, & youโre kind of invading my personal space.
stop beating yourself up. youโre not alone in this. the truth is, we could all die tomorrow.
i donโt even know how to get huffy, okay? i do happy. i do sad. i do 'stop giving me the run around bitch, or i will come for you.โ
you sound too good to be trueโฆ whatโs your secret?
give him one for me! make it a dozen!
the only thing holding that dress up is faith.
it must have hurt your fingersโฆ clamping down on my throat like that.
iโm gonna personally lead the army that vaporizes you two.












