[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[thekrustyykrabb-blog]

[annabellioncourt]

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.

[butt3rslut]

hey what happened to ur old nudes? i hope u post them again !!! hope ur doing ok too

i took them down and stopped doing the whole content thing because it really messed with my self esteem. plus i’ve been dating someone for a while who means the world to me and for their peace of mind, i don’t do it anymore (on my own accord, of course; they didn’t make me do anything). i’m actually doing really well lately

[luckyfaeth]

brie larson won best fight at the MTV movie awards for captain marvel and she barely spoke herself she just introduced her stunt doubles joanna bennett and renae moneymaker and even they were like this is such a rare acknowledgement and brie could so easily have talked about her own training she did but she chose to let them have this and even said “they are the living embodiment of captain marvel” and she’s just so compassionate and really strives so hard to live up to her goal of lifting other women up and supporting them and im 

[saintdollyparton]

This is even more important and beautiful because Brie has been very vocal about doing a lot of her own stunts but these women trained her, doubled for her, helped her build this character, and are part of the group who paved the way for female stunt performers and actresses who do their own. Being a stuntman is often a thankless job even when you’re a dude but when you’re a woman it’s even more looked over. They hardly ever get the recognition they deserve. All the love to these 3 ladies!

[crazyintheeast]

No you don’t understand. It’s far more important then this. There has been a surge of deaths among stunt people in recent years. The reason for this is due to the increased demand for stunts and the poor regulations . By inviting them on stage she gives them publicity and with publicity comes power. The power to negotiate for safer conditions for all stunt people. This is an incredible gesture, not just offering her support but giving it in front of tens of millions of people

[screencap-central]

[spiroandthelacktones]

mike’s hard look at yourself

[square-thoughts]

Mike’s hard constructive criticism

[charlesoberonn]

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

[charlesoberonn]

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

[aphony-cree]

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand 

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind 

[obaewankenope]

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

[adspexi]

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over. 

[3blush]

[accras]

Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

[fvlani]

When has a child of the first family ever???????

[onlyblackgirl]

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer? Sasha: But we the first family… Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

[arianaediits]

seriously go sasha 

[bimbocracy]

i just love that little secret all women share. i love that even when a man thinks he’s got a woman who worships the ground he walks on, when he thinks he has complete control, that he’s the ultimate voice of authority and that he shits gold, that woman will privately know he’s stupid. even if she never says it, she’ll know

[bimbocracy]

womanhood is actually just an extended piece of performance art called “yes, mister, you are very smart”

[dutchster]

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

[marrythenightmp3]

yes

[medusabraids]

sorry but i’m not gonna date someone i don’t find physically attractive in some way people keep acting like it’s shallow or superficial to say stuff like this but it’s important

[teddywestside]

[howibloggedyourmother]

this is the greatest blooper 

[plasticblisss]

lingerie won’t cure my chronic depression, but if i’m gonna be sad, i might as well look cute while i cry 

[inklins]

people making little content noises in their throat when you hug or cuddle with them is the best thing ever because that noise is the human equivalent of purring

[srsfunny]

Couldn’t you just pause it

[usedkarma]

oh my sweet summer child

[helthehatter]

Couldn’t you just pause it???😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[esteicy-blog]

COULDN’T YOU JUST PAU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[madamslayyy]

Pause?!?!

PAUSE!?!?!?!?!?!?

[nickidub718]

Pause???? 😂😂😂😂 Oh man, how old is this poor kid?

[dramaqueeenamby]

PAUSE?????

[karukera1]