Messy Blog

I’ve been vaguely using this account for years and I realized the age I had as my bio was off by like 4 years because that’s how much I didn’t maintain this blog since I became an adult but I’m still here bitches

[stability]

[everythingfox]

When the tunnel is out the party never ends

[bimbogollum]

I’m a little bit obsessed with makeover/dressing scenes where the reveal is an undeniable downgrade from what the character started out with. Top tier comedy

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[angelinestprim]

This absolute disgrace…

[bisexualprivilege]

[danisontnonfire]

[starlightomatic]

[ryan-sometimes]

Being in a punk band sounds cool you get to make noise, cuss a lot, and be gay without being questioned

[ryan-sometimes]

I could tell everyone to suck my dick, make out with my bandmate, and smash my bass, and everyone would be like "Oh that's just the Piss Barbies"

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…

[Oxford Photovoltaics]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[clockworktardis]

Photovoltaic bricks and glass are one of my favorite technological advancements and I can’t wait to see buildings covered in the stuff.

[claireslash]

Always reblog

[straightboyfriend]

[lake-erie]

me in high school: omg cant wait for college me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[edweeirdo]

Some of these are fucking wild.

[tiredproblemchild]

I deadass forgot some of these existed

[tu-mirada-deactivated20191010]

[pacinos-deactivated20210403]

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

What differentiates a cougar from a milf

[noblepeasant]

MILFs have children. Cougars are childless.

[talking-fox-actual-deactivated2]

Cougar is defined by age, MILF is defined by motherhood. Cougars are older women who seek a younger partner, whereas a MILF is a woman who has had a child. A woman can be both a MILF and a cougar at the same time, or can be a MILF or cougar independently.

Don’t ask me how I know all this 😰

[amishsicario]

[evilvillain123456789]

ate your daddy’s boyhole, said that shit was splendid. now you harbor resentment, cuz that’s how your parent’s marriage ended 

[flightyfinch]

i was talking to my friend last night and she was just luxuriating in her room wearing this plush leopard print robe but then her boyfriend came in to bring her orange slices and he was wearing an IDENTICAL leopard print robe i lost my fucking mind

[nokiabae]

[ithotyouknew-deactivated2015051]

[enigmaticpink]

So do you like villains because they’re cool, or because it’s cathartic to see characters completely lash out against the world for their trauma and abuse and just be angry for all their pain in a manner that doesn’t actually affect anyone since it’s all fictional.

[naanviolent]

I’ll be 30 this year.  Here’s some advice I wish I knew for my 20s:

- Don’t shake hands with men.  I was a janitor and I never had to refill the soap box in the mens bathroom.  Like 60% of them just walk right out without even looking at the sink.  It’s gross.

That’s it.  Good luck.