find yourself a big lady

slutty sideblog and/or horny jail. 🔞 main: gremland

[alittlespankandtickle]

Brats are so fun because they talk SO much shit and tease so much and then oops you found the off switch and suddenly they’re babbling incoherently and can’t form words

[butterflylounge]

i just think riding someone's thigh 🤷‍♀️

[butterflylounge]

few things are worse than getting started and realizing with horror that your vibe has maybe 52 seconds of charge left at best so you gotta really lock in

[butterflylounge]

marinat knotstrap preview (taking a page out of jae's book for tags lmao) and also yes, it starts with 1k+ words of knotted sex toy shopping where nat is a loser and van tries not to laugh

nat IS about to make poor financial decisions 🥰

[butterflylounge]

help i need an omegaverse sex toy brand

im already using "knotty" and i need another one for like, a luxury brand lol

[butterflylounge]

What are some of your Mari Brat headcanons? She seems like the biggest brat in bed.

ajf;dskafjs;af i mean honestly i think so much of it is talking back and being antagonistic verbally, like LOTS of goading with make mes, prove its, derisive yeah okays

she also definitely nips/bites a lot to catch people by surprise and she probably loves to take her time when she's pleasuring someone else like yeah sure i'll eat you out but you're gonna have to wait for it and there's probably gonna be a little edging involved!!

and to get her to do what you want there's at least four extra steps and two rounds of negotiations (and possibly riddles three)

like im also just picturing if shauna wins a round against her in wfc she absolutely slow rolls the promised sexual gratification (which shauna KNOWS she's doing, because she's seen mari compete and knows how quickly her tongue can get people close) but she's just like i'm literally doing what you asked??? uwu

it turns into chaos and the refs have to get involved for the first time outside of a match

with nat though in general (no particular fic/'verse), i usually hc that she's pretty fucking endeared with mari's antics and antagonism and fondly loves to play into her cheekiness once she understands a bit better what she's doing (i think at first she's a bit thrown off, she's used to being more in control and with mari topping from the bottom as it were via tomfoolery it takes her a minute to get on the same page but then becomes happy to let mari take the lead by controlling what happens when and how if that makes sense)

[manincaffeine]

Do you ever get really depressed or stressed and want really rough gross sex as a coping mechanism or are you normal.

[weirdvibesinhere]

hey bestie i heard your 1850s doctor diagnosed you with hysteria and i’m here to help

[butterflylounge]

Would Nat nut in Mari be honest.

only unless mari asked first!!!! nat is respectful like that 😇🥰

and also mari has to beg for it, so

[butterflylounge]

*taps mic* ask is open for horny weekend nonsense

[infectiouspiss]

nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix

[butterflylounge]

combat?? no no, cumbat

[butterflylounge]

i really need to compile the nonsense i write in response to asks in my wfc master document 😭

[butterflylounge]

What do you think would happen if, instead of drawing cards for a hunt at Lottie’s compound, the adults drew cards for a round of WFC?

LOVE waking up to wfc asks afkas; f honestly?? SUPER interesting question and the short answer is i don't know!!

like to me wfc is such a wild set of circumstances that i think are definitely missing from the adult timeline so im not sure about the buy in from the survivors (also my hc is that bc of wfc javi's death was the last one and they all survive after that but for this ask's sake i'll go with the canon and present survivors!! but that said i think with more survivors, esp the ones who were like, actively participating every week there would be more buy in as adults from the get go and it would actually be more in line with wfc '97) OKAY, THOUGHTS:

they built up inhibitions again rip so there's a lot of pretending they don't want to and its a joke (lots of...unless???? 👀)

i think its the same in that lottie suggests it and the survivors kind of scramble a bit about it before its like oh okay we'll just...go with it??? it will be fine probably

tai is the most vocally resistant before the draw cause like. married!! public figure!!

van does the kombucha girl meme bc honestly she loved her role as mc and didn't really participate unless it was with tai so like, no matter how it goes she kind of wins??? so she's a pretty easy sell

shauna is absolutely affronted on the surface but you just know underneath it all she is READY to fucking hold someone down and is just buzzing

while the other survivors were living their post-crash lives, misty was studying the blade ju jitsu. in wfc '97 misty won like, twice. maybe. and one of them was because it was a tag team round and the other victory was robin (which barely counts) and after they got rescued she made it her mission that if she was ever in this situation again she would be READY (and she IS)

im so on the fence about nat!! cause like, she mentions all the sex in her rehab monologue but something in my gut is telling me she'd resist holding wfc '21??? but i can't put my finger on why

the draw ends up being shauna vs. misty and honestly i think misty wins??? shauna fully underestimated her and is absolutely fucking furious about it

three people on the compound still die that night

would love to hear if you (or anyone else following this whole saga lmao) has any thoughts about wfc '21!!

[lilyblisslys]

you actually get a +3 to jerking off if you pull your tshirt up over your tits

[butterflylounge]

which couples hut do you think got sent to move farther from the circle first— taivan or shaunahat for their.. auditory presence being too much

;akjf;asfkd non-wfc answer:

taivan are used to be discreet so they're better at sneaking off to make nasty and like. being aware of the volume aspect when they are in the hut (which i think is a LOT easier to tune out than whatever the fuck shaunahat are up to jesus christ)

like the discretion has been a part of their dynamic since the beginning (both pre crash and wilderness) so its like idk not second nature but yeah ofc they're gonna tip toe away like cartoons to fuck about it

and i think people WANT shaunahat to move but ;aflkdas;fdk idk everyone is tiptoeing around them (shauna) cause she's having the closest thing to fun that she has in like a year and also yeah. the team doesn't NEED to hear the absolutely filthy things she's saying to melissa but someone else needs to be the one to tell them to pipe down short answer is nobody moves bc everyone's afraid to ask shauna to go be sex mean to mel somewhere else wfc answer: a little bit the same but it literally starts with taivan fucking and getting heckled so the team can go to sleep a;kfjdas; so there's a bit less discretion/more boldness from the others to start yelling from the lil hut entrances and teasing them?? but after wfc hits its stride idk that taivan are particularly disruptive but i don't know that they care about the noise in the same way now

HONESTLY i think shaunahat is more peaceful in wfcverse cause theres an outlet??? and when they do start getting too rowdy for the group's tastes outside of the pit people aren't afraid in the same way to either tell them to stuff it OR to challenge one or both of them and fuck it out

also shaunahat are more likely to fuck during the day (idk why) so it's easier to be like WELP time to go do some lake chores i guess here are my other noise hcs unrelated to the above:

robin will visit other huts on non-fuck club evenings sometimes and can be a loud crier (its not too disruptive tho cause like, just gag her?? its fine. also in general she doesn't get on peoples' nerves they're very endeared by her because i said so)

sometimes frantic chanting in spanish comes from mari's hut in the middle of the night

gen has the exact opposite tact with melissa than shauna but they're still too fucking loud about it

on the other end, it is a TREAT to hear britt dirty talk to someone as she has somehow figured out how to manipulate the english language in all the best right ways so everyone in other huts shut the fuck UP when britt gets going

tldr in any scenario no one actually ends up moving about it lmfaaao

[hardantlers]

*kicks down door* okay. okay!!!! i loved the lottienat interpretation????? hnng. what about the tailot match up i wanna hear your thoughts on it!!! i KNOW you have them

this is such porn

im so blurry right now and maybe it's because i'm weird but i like the idea of all the aggression turning into just REALLY fucking it out and every time one of them is getting railed they're looking at nat or van respectively in the crowd, which is NOT helping them not to lose, before the power struggle shifts to the other.

tbh i think lottie is finally the one who loses it because tai is pretty much the only person who can physically take her down (somewhat similar heights, diametrically opposed from the getgo between offense and defense) and i think it would appeal to her to eye fuck nat while she bottoms. along that vein, i think it would appeal to tai to eye fuck van while she tops.

it's just like this strange quadratic voyeurism that has van and nat coming apart as they watch because holy fucking shit. they're not even jealous, they're just like (gnawing their fists) and respectively swaying over the impulse to say "good girl, you're doing so good" to their respective partner as they fuck so good.