the heart beats in threes just like a waltz

my name is isabelle formerly avyfoers and i like to wear these really cute thigh highs all the time and then sometimes i paint while wearing them and then the paint gets oh gosh what am i doing with my life

[elizabethjane]

[buttkisses]

I mean the real question is what is this world all about and why does this website still exist and why is everything I own broken right now!!

[sodamountain]

erik winkowski

[uglyrot-deactivated20181207]

[passivites]

India K

[adultgaywad]

Visit Original Link

I need you so much closer

[buttkisses]

Me: -watching "Say Yes to the Dress"- WHO!!! CARES!! WHAT THEY THINK! YOU LIKE THE DRESS! IT MAKES U HAPPY!!! FUCK GRANDMA SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT!!

[metrobus-deactivated20160719]

i’m not the prettiest on tumblr at all but i can do twenty pull ups 

[chessys]

Cool i am the prettiest and i can do twenty one

[dockterfrankensteez]

DEADASS!!!

[thedarkestlovee]

Aaaaand they will disbar a lawyer QUICK but these cops get paid vacation.

[brandieblaze]

All I’m saying is you need a master’s to be a social worker, but you can be a cop with a high school diploma. Like, on what fucking planet do that make sense?

[theomenroom]

Cops don’t have to know the law.

There was a supreme court decision recently that a cop is not falsely detaining someone if they’re doing something the cop reasonably believes is against the law, even if it’s actually legal. I think the specific case was about someone driving with a broken taillight in a state where a car is street-legal so long as at least one of its taillights works.

Meanwhile, as a civilian, ignorance of the law is not a defense.

Cops are not required to know the laws they enforce. You are required to know every law you might conceivably break. But then, of course, if you backtalk a cop because you have better knowledge of the law than they do, and they respond violently, good luck winning that.

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

Hair stylists go through a longer period of education and stricter licensing with violations in the state of California than cops do.

[touchstarvedbitch]

disney princess quizzes be like

what do you like to do in your spare time?

- eat apples - go swimming - sleep - brush your really long hair - freeze shit - save china

[peacocktales]

[leans in to whisper in your ear mid-sex] bobby newport’s never had a real job, in his life

[wildlifewednesdays]

[schweinsteigur-deactivated20151]

THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD

[korakaghaz]

sabahelnoorr omg please watch

[theasscrackbandit-deactivated20]

i don’t understand sloths at all

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[mouthfulofthorns-deactivated201]

[neonarizona]

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

[mi-ki-ki-m]