Beavis & Butthead Are My Sons

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This is not everyone’s cup of tea and that’s fine but please don’t bring your negative energy over here. Pretending to be the boy’s mother makes me the happiest I’ve ever been so I don’t plan on stopping or going away. If you don’t like it, just block me. Hate will not be tolerated or acknowledged so please don’t waste your time sending hate, it won’t be read before deleted

Hello! My name is Kaitlyn, I’m a 23 year old female and I’m the Mother figure to Beavis & Butthead.

Beavis and Butthead currently live with me at my home in Ohio. I’m married to Cat (CatDog) however he does not take on a father figure role to the boys as they are not comfortable with it and we respect that. However Cat will help with the boys to prevent burn out/being overwhelmed.

I take very good care of my boys as I love them very much and wish to provide a loving home they deserve. I’ll be posting about raising/caring for Beavis & Butthead as they are a very heart filling handful 🤭

Asks are always open!

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It’s been SUCH a long time since I posted!! Life has been so intense recently BUT the boys are just fine!! They loved their Christmas gifts, and can’t get enough of their PS5! Cat and I made the decision to have the boys go back to public school at Highland High. So during the week the boys go to school, Cat works from home, and I’ve been doing DoorDash deliveries! I do still have my shop and my other regular job as well. End of January I caught COVID from my mom when I went to visit her and no one said anything about her having COVID. So the boys stayed with Dog and his wife. Cat and I had a wonderful Valentine’s Day and actually Van Driessen watched the boys so we could really have all the time to us! Life has just been so frustrating, we have to sell my mom’s car and her house so we’re trying to just get a bunch of things figured out. My mom’s mom passed a way and today is her funeral but because the condition my mom is in, she will not be able to go. Weirdly though my dad and grandpa are going??? My brother and his wife are in town so my dad is playing a big game rn. (My parents are divorced, im my dad’s only bio child, my grandma doesn’t/or I guess now it’s didnt, like my dad). Both grandmas gone within 4 months and each other and grief always messes with me in some sort of way so tha reallyyyyy sucks. But I’ll be ok. I’ve been meaning to update for a while now, I’m sorry I don’t post as much as I used to. I’ve been in such a depressive rut recently but I know warmer weather will fix things :)

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Here’s everything we got the boy’s for Christmas!!! Cat bought ALL of it!! We’ve (him) had a savings all year for Christmas and we’re SO excited for the boys to receive it all!!! They’ll reach get a $100 App Store gift card. With the soup, beanie, socks, burrito blanket and socks they’ll reach get their own! I’m personally excited for the shark and lizard pajamas! They’ll be BEYOND thrilled to be getting a TV in their room! (Actually still technically my grandma’s room since all her stuff is still in there) we’ll be monitoring when and watch goes on with their TV of course. I just know their favorite thing will be the PS5. We’re so so so excited for them!

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This Christmas season hasn’t been what I expected to be. I was horribly sick for over a week starting Thanksgiving Day. It got so bad we sent the boys to stay with their Auntie for a couple days. Then a couple days later the boys got sick, thankfully not as bad as I was but as of tonight they’re still getting over their sickness. But enjoy some Christmas pictures from earlier this month!

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When you’re so sick you feel like you’re dying but that fucking elf still needs moved

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Cat, the boys, and I were going to go to my Aunt’s for Thanksgiving but we stayed home because I was feeling really sick. We did order some Chinese food though and it was good!

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The boy’s elf is here! I told them Santa called and told me the gender. We were talking in the car the other day about the elf and we decided that if it’s a girl we’ll name it Ginger again but if it’s a boy we’d name him Nachos. The elf is a boy! “Santa” will send him with a letter and certificate on December 1st!

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Who is their "cartoon aunty"? Sorry if you mentioned it before I'm just kinda confused

I forgot to answer this sorry. I held off saying it for a while but idc now it’s Mabel. She’s been my cartoon best friend since Gravity Falls started and she’s married to Dog.

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We ordered the Elf On The Shelf stuff… 🤫🤫🤫

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Allowed the boys to go play outside but they thought going out in 52 degree weather in shorts without jackets was ok 😑

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Poor Butthead had a terrible cold :(

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This past week has been BUSYYYYYY

Beavis’ Birthday was on Tuesday! He got we got him a cookie cake and some presents! But it was also Cat and I’s anniversary so their cartoon Aunty took them to one of those adventure park places and they had so much fun! Beavis went on and on about it when they got home! Cat and I went to Cheesecake Factory then went walking around the mall the restaurant was outside of! Cat got me some flowers and a Marie ring since I haven’t been able to wear my wedding ring due to allergies. The sunset on the drive home was stunning! It was the perfect evening! Thursday was my Birthday! Super exhausting!! I got a mani pedi and my new Van Driessen tattoo! Opening, taking pictures, sorting, and putting away my Birthday gifts took HOURS. It’s Halloween night. The boy’s cartoon Aunty took them trick or treating while Cat and I went out to dinner (Cheesecake Factory again lol) with my dad! My grandma’s funeral is tomorrow morning so we currently have family staying with us until Sunday night. The boys sleep on an air mattress in my room while family is in.

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What Beavis & Butt-Head Ate in a Day 10/23/25. Possibly the last one for a minute. Got the news this morning, my grandma passed last night. Grief really really sucks especially since I live in her house with all her stuff 🙃

We ordered CFA for brekky. I loveeee the breakfast filets with egg white and cheese. I forgot to take a picture of the food so enjoy the picture of the trash from it. I also got Dunkin coffee and a blueberry muffin. Butthead got a chicken biscuit and Beavis got an egg white grilled muffin cause he can’t have to fried chicken since it’s fried in peanut oil.

For lunch Cat made the boys some Mac and cheese again, cause I: 1. Wasn’t hungry 2. Working in my office and 3. Super high on coffee.

We ordered dinner out again. Just didn’t feel up to cooking not gonna lie. Arby’s chicken strips are soooooooo underrated 😩😩😩 and I’ve been trying to get my fat hands on the Pizza Hut chocolate donut thingies but they canceled when I ordered them for the SECOND TIME 😤 the boys also got chicken strips from Arby’s

Might order breakfast out again today. I’m starving but I have no desire to eat tbh. The boys are ok. They’ve know about what’s going on with my grandma and they lack emotional awareness of course, so I’ve explained to them the next few days are going to be strange and if they have to hear me sob, oh well.

(Wrote this 10/24/25)

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What Beavis & Butt-Head Ate in a Day 10/22/25! Another one!??? Yeah, I wanted to do one everyday this week if I can. Monday didn’t turn out as planned, and honestly neither did today. My grandma hasn’t been doing well recently. This morning I woke up at 4am and couldn’t go back to sleep. About half an hour later my grandpa came into my room saying he got a call and my grandma wasn’t doing well. So at 5am my grandpa, me, and Cat went to go see my grandma. I’m so grateful for the boys cartoon aunty/my cartoon bestie. She’s always there on a whim when I need her. So she came to watch the boys. Long story short, I came back home around 9:30am, my grandpa went back to stay with my grandma for a bit. As of 9pm today, she’s still alive but the nurses don’t expect her to be here for much longer.

The boys were still asleep when I got home so I made some bagels and cereal

For lunch Cat made the boys some Mac and cheese and I didn’t get a picture because I was napping

The whole day felt so grim that Cat and I decided to order dinner out. Luckily they didn’t seal my soup and it spilled or else I wouldn’t have a picture to share here. But I got on cause I was to report that my soup spilled everywhere.

Hoping to post another one of these tomorrow 💕

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What Beavis & Butt-Head Ate in a Day 10/21/25! YES I’m bringing this back finally!!!

For breakfast the boys made their own bowls of cereal especially since I slept in late.

For lunch we had ham and cheese sandwiches with some chips, as well as some chocolate milk!

I don’t have a picture but later in the afternoon after playing outside, the boys had some snacks/candy from our Halloween candy bucket!

For dinner we had spaghetti with some buttered bread and we all had water to drink!

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Beavis’ Birthday cookie cake has been ordered!!

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Yesterday was off to a rough start. Cat and I had been up most of the night and we woke up about 10:30am. My plan was to order coffee, order some groceries/cleaning supplies, and I promised the boy we’d make our Pillsbury Halloween cookies. At almost 11:30am I got a call from work asking if I was coming in for my 11-2. I thought my 11-2 was for today, not Monday. So I got to work around 11:50. I knew I was struggling with my PCOS that day but felt so bad that I got my days mixed up that I went in. Didn’t take an hour before my hormones were out of control and I needed to leave. PCOS is so draining. I didn’t want to be productive but I also didn’t want to sleep. Long story short, I needed to order some stuff from the store so I was in the living room with Cat and the boys. I started to feel a bit affectionate and offered the boys to help pick dinner and offered them to sit on my lap while we picked. Beavis took me up on my offer and together the boys and I decided on making nachos for dinner. Then we waited for our groceries and once they arrived the boys went outside to play while I got lots of chores done. I turned on my grandma’s old radio and I picked some classical music. It was so peaceful. Despite my lower back hurting real bad, I got my chores done while Cat enjoyed some reading and a cup of tea, and the boys played outside. Then the boys (slightly) helped make cookies and nachos! Really turned the day around for sure :)

Last picture: we also tried making Halloween shaped chocolate chip cookies about last week, and they didn’t turn out well but the boys liked making a mess and eating the dough!