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What do I put here uuuuh I'm transfem I guess? 18+ content ahead | 24 | hrt start: Feb 4th, 2021

[mydogtige]

Hands that never touch by kojiro on Instagram

https://www.instagram.com/kojiro_337/p/DPtVFF0j8AO/

[pupppylover-deactivated20181221]

Director Brad Bird talks about how they came up with the name for “Ratatouille” 

[kronosa113]

He’s so great

[oodblood]

why does this sound like a mcelroy bit

[connanro]

it’s

FRENCH

it’s

FOOD

and it has

RAT

in it

[elf-friendly]

[namevrdawling]

I lover her

[blakyre-art]

I like when she does the thing :3

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

ok ok listen we make jokes about kinger not knowing about 9/11 but ragatha went into the digital circus in october 2008 which means she does NOT know about:

iPads

James Cameron's Avatar

FarmVille

Portal 2

the fact there's a Black Disney Princess (+ any Disney movie post-PATF)

Disney owning Star Wars

the ending of Lost

Game of Thrones as a TV series

gay marriage being legalized in the USA

"Gangnam Style"

Ariana Grande

the Wii U

any of the Hunger Games sequels (she had maybe one month to have a chance at reading the first book)

Edward Snowden and Chelsea Manning

the MCU (only one movie was out at this point)

Angry Birds

Minecraft

the entire Mascot Horror genre

Bin Laden dying

One Direction

Homestuck

[mokimo-art]

such a cute smile

[ventismfsblog]

[prokopetz]

Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.

[drunkenlemur]

Didn't that last one actually get implemented into canon?

[prokopetz]

Hasbro has indeed spent the last several years pushing back against dragonfucking jokes so hard that they've gone as far as to revise some of the setting lore to imply that dragons don't even fuck each other, but they haven't yet had the guts to pull the trigger on taking the option of literal dragon ancestry off the table for sorcerers.

(The 5.5E writeup for dragon-blooded sorcerers does list "making a bargain" with a dragon above the actual-ancestry option, though, which is funny as hell. Yeah, I'll bet it was a mutually beneficial exchange!)

[drunkenlemur]

Another day being an Elder Red Dragon. Adventurers keep asking if they can fuck me. Buddy, they won't even let me fuck a dragon.

[mizuhashi-parsee]

[lilyinwaiting]

the coolest bitch you know

[secretgarden]

[tamamita]

you are a sexual pervert

[doctor-nu]

[strawberry-crocodile]

lets be clear "baeddel" has been used to refer exclusively to transfems in the last fucking... four centuries, but also people confidently asserting that it was Actually For Intersexes Back Then Not Trans People are speaking with way too much fucking confidence for a word we have, like, four historical uses of.

[strawberry-crocodile]

like wikipedia right now says its, like, up in the air if it means gnc people or intersex people or (gasp) both! like i absolutely understand that intersex conditions have been historically erased and need a seat on the table in these discussions, butttt i think when you declare that this word (99.99% chance you have not heard of it outside of transfeminist discouse) is Definitely An Intersex Slur That The Trannies Appropriated, it betrays a certain perspective on transmisogyny and the epistemic authority of transfems

[strawberry-crocodile]

actually, let me not beat around the bush.

to my understanding, part of the original reason the word "baeddel" was reclaimed (along with it being an umbrella term) was to make a statement "transfeminized people were always here, and we have been hated for longer than modern english existed." as i said earlier, i do think its fair to point out that the word may have also been used for intersexism, but to state that it is only an intersexist slur is to deny the historicity of both transfeminity and transmisogyny.

we've all seen capital b Bigots claim that trans people are some kind of new modern trend; know that the thought leaders who are spreading this idea that baeddel was strictly intersexist believe the same thing. that is how you come to that conclusion; because you believe that the social and personal phenomenon we call being transgender did not exist in medieval times to be bigoted against.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

some days i feel overwhelming grief for the fact that i never got to be a teenaged girl

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

i should have been an awkward tomboy slowly figuring out she's a lesbain and crushing on my best friend but instead i was crushed into nothing by feelings i couldn't even point to

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

it's so fucking unfair

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

i cannot forget that everything led to where i am now, im happy now, im who im meant to be.

but every day i mourn the girl that never got to live, she deserved more.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

some days i feel overwhelming grief for the fact that i never got to be a teenaged girl

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

i should have been an awkward tomboy slowly figuring out she's a lesbain and crushing on my best friend but instead i was crushed into nothing by feelings i couldn't even point to

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

it's so fucking unfair

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

i cannot forget that everything led to where i am now, im happy now, im who im meant to be.

but every day i mourn the girl that never got to live, she deserved more.

[fluff-e-boy]

Slightly spicy doodle of @girlballs & @darkmoonhyena