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if any of you degenerates are into The Boys (billy butcher in particular), go follow my blerg @whitehotwild
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randomville... pt9 methinks!
i love ur hawk!reader posts sm!! i was wondering if you could do something in a similar vein but with a knoxville!reader? maybe what it would be like growing up around that kind of energy/(platonic) relationships with the other cast members + knox finally letting u be in jackass forever after years of begging?
i love this idea sm, i hope you like it!! i want to be a part of their little crazy family so bad
KNOXVILLE!READER JOINING JACKASS FOREVER CAST
It would take so fucking long to convince johnny to let you joint the crew. like, i'm talking begging since you were 16 and only had rollercoaster rides, skating, and surfing as your adrenaline rushes.
What finally convinced him to let you join was the fact that he raised you to be stubborn, and he knew that even if he said no, you'd go off and do stunts anyway, and he'd rather have you do dumb shit in a controlled environment as opposed to on your own.
He'd still get very nervous when you're actually doing a stunt, regardless as to whatever he had just done to potentially fuck up his body and brain forever.
You grew up around the jackass crew, and i feel like jeff and spike would be almost as hard to convince as johnny because whenever you were on set as a kid, you'd be sat in a director's chair beside them while the others did their stunts and they were like no way josé 🙅🏻♂️🙅🏻♂️
Chris and steve-o wanted you to join the cast because it meant that johnny was less likely to run around with a taser (and they also missed spending time with you because you'd barely seen them in the ten years since 3.5 interviews)
I swear it's not just because she's the loml, but i feel like you and rachel would be bffs. but, no matter how great you two are as a duo, it's even better to see the trio between you, rachel, and poopies because you're all some of the most reckless members of the new cast and you have really great chemistry and are really comfortable with each other which makes for great footage.
I can see you three, and maybe zach and eric (andre), recreating a bunch of old jackass stunts that would probably play towards the end of jackass forever (or 4.5, i can't remember which) when they're doing parallels from that movie to the show/earlier movies.
You'd definitely do barrel surfing as a group, poopies would probably do el matador, you and rachel would do the gauntlet while the other three push the weights, and maybe (if you managed to get johnny off set for a day) you'd do roller buffalo.
I feel like jeff would have made sure that the og cast weren't around when you guys redid old stunts and left it as a surprise until the actual premier, and it would be a lie to say that johnny didn't get a bit emotional seeing you do his old stunts.
You and johnny would tease each other a lot, but you always had to be careful what you said because he wasn't afraid to go to any means possible to embarrass you.
He'd probably hold a grudge over it too ngl, like, he'd wait for his revenge if you make jokes about him being old and when jackass filming is 'over' he'd have a small camera on him that he'd use to get footage of him embarrassing you when you were flirting with someone at a restaurant or smth that he'd send off to jeff to be added to the final cut.
He didn't tell you he filmed it.
So you and johnny both got little surprises during the premier, but your surprise for him was a lot nicer.
could you maybe do smth for the og cast and their reaction to knoxville!reader being all grown up n on jackass🥺ofc no pressure!!<3
of course!! i love writing for hawk!reader and knoxville!reader so if there's anything else you'd like to see from them, don't be afraid to ask 💞💞
johnny knoxville: obviously he's going to be a bit emotional seeing how she's grown, especially since she's his daughter and he remembers her being on the original jackass sets as a kid and now she's staring alongside him. i feel like he'd be a even happier and more energetic than normal when he's doing a scene with her because he's just so proud of how far she's come. he probably teared up a bit the first time she introduced a stunt because she reminded him so much of himself
jeff tremaine & spike jonze: i put them together because i feel like their reactions would be really similar in the sense that they both needed a few days to adjust to seeing her do batshit stunts, because the last time she'd been on a set with them, she was just a 10/11 year old girl who had her own director's chair.
chris pontius: i can see chris being so excited but also a bit worried, especially because he's a father himself now, and because she would have been his best experience with kids before axe, he finds it difficult to remind himself that she's actually an adult now. until she starts her first day on set by asking him if she'll help her prank jeff and the others by filling water guns with pig semen, that is.
steveo: for steve, i feel like he'd just be really happy to hear that she's joining the cast. i can see him and chris being the ones assigned to distract her by being idiots when she was younger while johnny did some more dangerous stunts, and i feel like he'd miss those moments where they just joked around and laughed.
dave england & ehren mcghehey: i put these two together again because their reactions would be much the same because, in reality, they know that she hasn't really changed since they saw her last and she was getting johnny with a rocky because bam said it would be funny. because of this, i feel like they'd just be chill about it.
preston lacy & wee man: i don't have a lot of experience with preston and wee man so this is gonna be pretty short, but i feel like they'd just like having her on set again because she was like their honorary mascot when they were doing the original movies and the set just felt right with her there.
he is bestfriend shaped
randomville pt... 8?
JUST SAW THIS THANK U FOR 100mil POOTERS 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶😱😎😻
BREAKING NEWS! LOCAL MAN GOING TO HELL FOR BEING "TOO SLAY"! MORE AT 8:00!
his first day of school!! he dressed him self!!
Big-Knox! ... get it? like Big-Lots... cuz its Lots of Knox...? okay, yea, no i get it... lets all boo the little guy, okay, wowwwww
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thank you buttrocket24 for your priceless contributions to the community
you are very welcome, knoxvillesgurl <3
Knoxville's Awkward Moments (aka they are not actually awkward and I just think he's an embarrassing man)
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Mood board of Knox dating a surfer chick from Florida? Thank you!
as a florida girl, this one feels a bit different :)
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