dating johnny knoxville
fem terms used!
he is such a sweetie pie !!!
you started off as friends
he’s always at your house, you’re always at his
every strange you met thought you were married. after a while, when you had to keep telling people you weren’t, it started to hurt your chest, and you just didn’t know why
sometimes johnny would be like “oh yeah, we’re high school sweethearts. been together since we were fifteen!” and it would twist your stomach
it was so obvious to everyone but you two that you were both so in love with each other
you were always at each other’s side, stuck like glue
everytime you would talk to another guy, he would look like a kicked puppy (as would you!)
eventually, one night at a bar, you were talking to steve-o outside
“y/n, listen. if you don’t screw him, i will.”
and you’re like ??????what??????
“you know who i’m talking about. seriously, it’s getting hard to watch”
GUESS WHO JUST HAPPENS TO WALK THROUGH THE DOOR!
steve yells “WOW Y/N I DIDNT KNOW YOU FELT SO STRONGLY ABOUT KNOX” and runs away
he looks at you like ???
and you say “i don’t know what he’s talking about!!!!!!!!!!”
he goes “oh” 😔😔😔
“well, you know, it’s not like i haven’t thought about it”
“yeah? i think about it all the time”
“yeah, me too”
steve’s cheering from around the corner
in the start of the relationship, he would NOT stop touching you
full on arm around your waist, shoulder, hips, CONSTANTLY
he still does! but now it’s more subtle.
he’s always got his hand on the small of your back or on your leg
calls you “darlin’”
LOVES WHEN YOU DO STUNTS!!!!
he makes tremaine check over how safe they can make it 100 times before you get involved
“if she gets hurt i’ll kick your ass tremaine”
and you’re like “johnny i’m literally fine i’m not in danger”
“i know, but i gotta make sure”
“whatever helps you sleep at night baby”
although he loves when you do stunts, he spends the whole time freaking out
he’s chewing on his nails or pacing around watching you
the second you finish the stunt, he takes it upon himself to do a full on injury evaluation
“you get any scratches? no burns or breaks? your head okay? oh god do you know what day it is?”
all that and all you did was ride a skateboard
if you don’t wanna get too involved, he always includes you somehow
whether it’s something in the background, or handling a camera, he wants you to be there somehow
the rest of the gang always try to include you as much as possible!
bam always suggests doing some skating stunts, but it makes johnny super nervous
even when he suggests teaching you some tricks, johnny’s always kinda hesitant
he does not trust that man’s supervision
if you go with bam, rest assured johnny will linger. he’s in the background somewhere
he always makes time for you. constantly.
he’s a very busy man, and he’d cancel on anything if it meant he could be with you
meeting at 6? nah he’d rather go sit on the couch and watch movies with you
whenever he gets hurt during a stunt, he always assures you that he’s okay
“aw i’m alright sweetheart, nothin’ but a scratch” and his collarbone is broken
you like to patch him up as best you can
you’re starting to think he’s getting hurt on purpose just so you baby him
“i’m alright honey, but if you wanna fix me up i guess it will help”
WHIPPED SO BAD!!!!!
a/n: these are so fun to write yayay
if anyone has any suggestions or requests pls feel free to send them through!!!
