I take my pants off in public

Amanda, 19, San Francisco. I called your mom a dick once.

[nevaehtyler]

[adapto]

[draggedthruthe-yard]

it me @blogkti

[blogkti]

It is

[ufotutkija]

@future-club

[tastefullyoffensive]

[veryharam]

Someone is gonna want to nut in u someday

[nurserygrimes-blog]

[meladoodle]

this is my favourite poem

[captainedbypalliddata]

Man I wish “obnoxious gamer bro” still meant someone with two pairs of sunglasses who skateboarded everywhere but now it just means someone who loves anime porn and neo-nazi propaganda

[pr1nceshawn]

[emigration]

[g0ds-favorite]

[spookitake]

teacher: write about who you are and your identity!

me: my what

[chex-quest-deactivated20171130]

[perhapsarat]

just had a dream that I drank 40 litres of vodka, entered a horse race and won.

[perhapsarat]

I should specify that I entered not as a jockey but as a horse

[diredesiretoaspiretodiehard]

were you physically a horse or were you a human entering as a horse? did you have a jockey?

[perhapsarat]

i was a human entering as a horse, no jockey, just me running like the fucking wind 

[catsofinstagram]

[spacecatgirl-deactivated2019062]

Self care is using 7 bath bombs at once then chugging the bathwater and astral projecting into the nearest alternate dimension lush store to fight the glittery avocado-scented version of urself that actually has their shit together

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if wisdom teeth are so Wise then how come theyre up in the gums where no one needs em huh. seems like pretty “Shit Idiot” teeth if you ask my humble opinion

[dat-soldier]

oOOOOooh sooo wise lemme grow sideways like some mothor crap of a shit

[c3rvida3]

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

[correct-vampire-opinions]

me

[memegod]

[wtfyouneed]

I’m done