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The official tumblr blog for the manliest game ever. we are rough, gruff, and gonna wreck some plebs Join CISHET JOE MAN on his quest to get the girl and beat Kazoothulu (not the big c himself, but much like him)

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Stop posting fanart on websites that I am banned from 

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When are they going to release the Hyrule Warriors dlc themed after Americara (the official homeland of Joeman)

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Please do not thumb us down on Steam Greenlight. I know it doesn't actually do anything, but it makes me sad :(

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Patch notes

- Fired Jimmy

- Gave myself a raise

- Got a new Coffee Machine for the office 

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real talk we seriously did have 666 posts and 69 follows. that wasnt even an edit.

this is literally the only good tumblr

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And took it out because we want to sell it as dlc

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Incorporated Multi-Track Drifting 

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Just patched out a bug where backers health would go down when they are hit with attacks. 

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Yes, we are aware that we can't legally call our game an Elder Scrolls spinoff. Stop reminding us

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DarksoulsDan no longer wishes to be associated with us :(

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I'm sorry for taking down the LPs of our game off of youtube. None of you payed the tax required to lp our games. 

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invest in our stocks, throw other stocks in the garbage 

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please includes our characters in the badass characters deviant art page 

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donate to AGDQ in our name so they'll let our game show up

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Barry likes PHOTOGRAPHY 

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Gaming is hard and nobody understands