Osiris Reborn companions thoughts and prayers
im going insane about this game and I have to scream into the void to alleviate some of these thoughts because the diary isn't good enough.
gonna make some assumtions and hopes(?) about the companions. mostly just schizoposting
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Teo, Doctor - A loud and boisterous combat medic who lost his medical license back on Earth and jokes that he was kicked out before he ever got to take the oath. In combat, his tough armour and experimental stimulants make him a surprisingly aggressive threat.
I cant be the ONLY one that's looking forward to seeing more of him. like…Zafar be Zaddy, Zaffy if you will and Regina is my loorddd have mercyyy (even as a gay guy I would go for her DAMN),
Anyways the Doc. from the description he is giving Mordin but mixed with some of Jack maybe?
im aaaall for a chaotic crazy twunk that's a MMO healer type. instantly on my knees.
also he def a drug dealer no wonder he lost the license, "experimental stimulants" I see you…
despite being from earth he is probably not big on it, coming from a lower economic class potentially. his arc is gonna be about his substance abuse for sureee and burnt out gifted kid syndrome i mean the band merch jacket literally has a melting pic on it (mabye he gonna be more like jack then i realized)
the jokey personality is def a mask he is gonna be "the funny friend when he gets home" personified.
blasting music all day, 2 sec attention span AND addicted to stimulants? (#relatable) also he has earrings so I diagnose him with bisexual PLEASE GOD (Owlcat) if you can hear me
PLEASE make him like MEN.
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Michael, Gunner - After growing disillusioned with the UN military and then private security too,
this beefy soldier chose the mercenary life. He's principled, and troubled by past tragedy…
though not so much of either that he won't happily charge into
the thick of things with a shield and a shoulder-mounted autocannon.
honestly no opinion here lmfaooo. the classic macho str8 guy BUT he deff gonna be like kaiden taking the strap.
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Zafar, Mechanical Engineer - Calm and collected, Zafar chooses his words carefully and can be surprisingly poetic when he does speak. In battle, he puts pressure on the enemy with deployable turrets and
EMF devices that short out enemy equipment, leaving them vulnerable to attack.
He is THE Garrus. ride or die bestie(till he sells us out in the end), poetic rizz, less sniper more engineer skills.
he starts out as a friend, so the betrayal/romance is gonna be sweeter for it.
i mean Zaddy no words needed, any man that can fix my dying laptop AND spew paradise lost like poems can GET IT.
also he seems too nice so he def a cannibal necrophile or some other classic owlcat romance phenotype i mean he is TOO zen and his skill is malfunction he has at the very least anger management issues for sure
he def bi bc the Valentine card thing has a blue pinkishhh heart on it so its 100% confirmed in my eyes ofc.
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Regina, Liason Officer - The team's sniper, scout, and expert infiltrator, Regina's guarded personality makes it tricky to piece together her true past and agenda, but it's clear she sees the player character as a valuable ally on her mysterious quest.
Cuntiest bitch in the verse, right after Chrisjen the MOTHER herself. I have a feeling she def works for her… i mean could be that's how her cameo gonna pop up?
Also, Regina defff giving Miranda 200% nepo baby with an insta profile with her own meme page/girl blog and stans the shit out of Pink Pathresse . she def gonna introduce alot of the hetero male audience to ass play with her Strap.
ALSO she 100% Bi the femme fatale always is. same argument why as for Zaddy. she gonna sooo betray our asses 60 times we just getting goonbaited by her ass lmfaooooo
she 100% used to be tied to protogen in some way mabye like a double agent?
she is giving corpo high class chic so i can see her not getting along with Aleesha and Teo. Weirdly gonna get attached to Poly perhaps because she reminds her of her younger self?
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Aleesha, Electronic Warfare Specialist - Every sci-fi crew needs a snarky hacker, right? Having abandoned corporate life to become a free agent, Aleesha seeks out complicated problems and unsolvable enigmas to push her brain to its limits
while deploying drones and subverting enemy systems in battle.
We all think that Regina gonna be mean to us, but she is gonna be the REAL mean ice queen (intuition idk)
She is gonna be like Samantha from ME3 ultraaa underrated character with one of the best romance/friendship, also girl kisser like her
She better be dropping some Johnny Silverhand lines about corpos stripping the asteroids of their resources or some shit
since she is the "anti reggie" she probably is an ex mars corpo thats stands fully with the belt?
the mermaid charm is a very interesting thing to highlight, a good luck charm from a previous life? mermaids represent both good luck and shipwrecks. She can be a great ally and a vicious foe is the basic bitch reading into it, mabye its more connected to the Martian dream of terraforming, water and all idk
its so weird that she hasnt appeared even once, lowkey im most excited for her and Teo
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Polly, Shipgirl - This youthful, optimistic, chatty Belter yearns to prove herself and achieve something truly great.
In a fight, she provides combat support: armoured enough to take a hit, but mobile enough with her submachine gun to lay down a steady stream of mid-range covering fire.
child. she is gonna be the Tali but zoomer. also for some reason my brain is screaming sybil from divinity og sin?? or mabye even Ember from WotR but like IRONED OUT
anyways looking foward to adopting her as a cool little sis!
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this post has been made to be basically Teo Propaganda ,the first and ONLY in existence. Que the sad cricket noises
there is only so much i can speculate when we were given NOTHING. well im ready to fuck around and find out tf is wrong with these people!
oh yeah also bonus if anyone reached till here. the possible dynamic:
Teo and J chaotic sibling besties vibe, Aleesha and Poly be having some sort of sisterhood. Reggy and Micheal just be the aunties that beef with half the crew for no reason. Zafar is gonna be the male mom and his drone the woke dog idk
