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Sydney's Beaches Were Lit Up Overnight With Crazy Glowing Algae

Overnight, Sydney’s Manly Beach had a visit from some bioluminescent algae. It was pretty cool. And pretty! The beachside looked like a scene from Tron or something. Yep, nature sure is beautiful.

15 Reasons Why Things

Can you believe this? Here's another. I know, right? This is it. And this. Oh sure, how about that? This guy hasn't even heard of it. And that. LOL. Haven't we all? This. This. WOOOOOOOOO! Okay, that's almost it. This.

21 Oddly Satisfying GIFs You Won't Be Able to Stop Watching

Yeah! Cut that dough! Slice that paper, you sharp little knife, you! Fit that joint! Fit it! R! R! R! R! Make that bowl! Make it all night long! Yeah, candle! Burn! Smash, bullet! Smash like your little life depends on it! Yeah, roll it up. Roll that ice cream UP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIPYIPYIP! Damn, pen! Keep writing! I’ve never felt this way towards a frisbee before. Yeah, pop tarts. Do it! Solder my heart. Solder it good. Twiiiiiiiist, pretzel. TWIST! TWIST! OMG! Paper airplane, you are a rascal. Yes, frisbee! Get it! Don’t you ever stop, pasta! Slice that paper like it deserves to be sliced! WOOO!!!

What It's Like Working on Christmas Eve

Well, it’s Christmas Eve! But you are at the office right now WORKING. YES, WORKING. AND IT DOESN’T SEEM FAIR. Because no one else is at the office. Well, like three other people are. But it’s just you and three other people and it’s so quiet you can hear a pin drop. It’s an actual ghost town. And you kind of want to just play music and get drunk. BUT YOU HAVE A JOB TO DO. Even though everyone else is on vacation. *Oh look another Instagram of your friend at THE BEACH* And you are asking yourself, why didn’t I take off???? Because when you think about it, it’s Christmas in Australia already so shouldn’t I be at home celebrating in spirit with THEM? But alas, the office is your home now. And you will DO YOUR DUTIES. And then, when the time comes, you will pack up your stuff and be proud of what you accomplished today.

18 Stages Of Getting Addicted To A New TV Show

Ok, so everybody is talking about it. Maybe I should give it a try. Download the first season. Watch the first episode. It seems nice. Watch 5 more episodes. It really is great!! Watch it nonstop for days. Download all seasons. CAN’T STOP WATCHING. Suddenly you get to the latest episode. And for now on you have to wait an entire week for the next one. You feel anxiety. The season ends and you have to wait MONTHS for the next one. The waiting. MORE anxiety. You feel empty. Lonely. But the next season starts and it’s all happiness again. And that’s how you know you’re really addicted.

Men In Black Is The Only Movie That Truly Understands Your Hangover Right Now

Last night was great. You danced. You drank. You frolicked. But it went downhill pretty quickly. You vaguely remember flirting with the grace of a kidnap victim. Clearly someone neuralyzed you because you don’t recall a thing past 9pm. And now your mouth is the devil child of the Sahara and the barren planes of Mars. Your head pretty much feels like this. Sunlight is a horrible thing and could it please go away until at least next week. *I’m sorry if this gif made you want to vomit. There are some new and obscure entries in your contact list. Someone. Is in. Your bed. Getting to work is pretty much going to feel like this… If you can get up. Somehow. Augh limbs are hard. Much like Agent K, this is how people are describing you today. You are this. This is you. Coffee is your only friend. Everything is hard. Actual real life picture of you right now. Your inner struggle. But Sssshhhh, it’ll all be over soon. Ssssshhhhh. Just leave me here to die.

#Just leave me here to die.#meta

Why Candy Corn Is Actually Awesome

Some people would have you believe that candy corn is disgusting. But they are so, SO wrong. Candy corn has always been there for you. Its flavor is unmatched. It’s ombré candy. OMBRÉ. <3 U, CANDY CORN.

The 19 Worst Things Ever

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12 Things To Remember About The Golden Era Of The Members Only Jacket (Without The GIFs)

When you put it on…something happened. In the ’80s. This was the cool club you were buying into when you wore your Members Only jacket. And the Gatlin Brothers were your fellow club members. Their sexy slogan was, “When you put it on, something happens.” When styled as formal wear, you could wear a Members Only jacket to any black tie event. In 1988, Members Only made this puzzling PSA about drug babies. And then there was this even weirder PSA featuring Hitler, asserting, “There’s no excuse not to vote.” The best looking guys in America wore Members Only jackets. Like David Hasselhoff. And Michael J. Fox in Teen Wolf. This is how awesome it felt to wear a Members Only jacket with a mullet and aviators. The fashoins were family-friendly, too! In fact, kids looked pretty damn sharp in them. The children (in Members Only jackets) are indeed our future — “changing the way America looks.” And while you can still get Members Only jackets at Urban Outfitters…nothing will ever be the same as how they were in the ’80s.

15 Reasons It's Delightful To Be A Tiny Animal

These animals may be small, but they’re mighty! The delight they bring you is just as wonderful as the delight you get from GEICO customer service. C’mon, their mascot is a tiny gecko! They know what’s up. When you’re a tiny animal, life is simply grand. You get lovely tickles from your owner’s warm hand. And mini-friends? You’ll get plenty of those too. Because it’s always fun to eat your lunch with a fantastic crew. If others make fun of your stature, don’t despair! Because you know you’re awesome everywhere! When you’re a pygmy, it’s easy to get cuddles. No one would argue. There’s no rebuttal! With a tiny animal you’ll never be blue. Yeah, pygmy rabbit. I’m talking to you! Even your chewing looks better than the rest! You can’t deny that this is the very best. When it comes to being amused, lil’ animals have it all. It doesn’t take much for them to have a ball! So remember! Tiny animals make the best of friends. They are delightful from the beginning of the day and until the very end.

The Greatest Picture of Rider Strong Ever Taken

Shut the internet down. So many reasons to love this photo. First of all there’s Rider. But more importantly there’s a WOLF! And they are together. Boy meets wolf!

#so many reasons

The Process Of Getting Hit On At A Bar

You’re heading out to the bar with your friends and your mission is simple. You walk in and some guy notices you. Then you think to yourself, “let the games begin!” He approaches and you try to make small talk for awhile. Finally he utters those 4 magical words. Don’t mind if i do! You chat some more but honestly you’ve stopped paying attention. Soon enough he says something creepy and sexual. And you quickly realize you need to move on So you try to make a quick getaway but he asks for your number. Off to the dance floor to find your girls! You carefully sidestep the guys trying to grind up on you. Some other guy tries and fails to flirt with you. But at this point you’re done trying to find a winner. You become disenchanted by the male species in general. And decide to go home with your true soulmate: yourself. Welp, there’s always online dating!

The Definitive Ranking Of Dinosaurs, From Worst To Best

11. Icthyosaurus A DOLPHIN WITH STEVE BUSCEMI EYES? JESUS GOD NO

10. Ankylosaurus WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

9. Iguanadon REAL TALK IT’S A CONSTIPATED T-REX NEXT

8. Pterodactyl THE P IS SILENT SO ARE YOU AFTER IT SWOOPS DOWN FROM 20,000 FEET & KILLS YOU WITH NO REMORSE

7. Allosaurus T.REX : RADIOHEAD :: ALLOSAURUS : MUSE

6. Stegosaurus LOOK AT THAT SWEET ASS BODY ARMOR PLUS IT’S VEGAN BOTTOM LINE: I’D HIT IT

5. Velociraptor PACK HUNTING, GENIUS IQ KILLING MACHINES A+, EVOLUTION

4. Triceratops OH MY GOD LOOK IT’S SO COOL IT LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING WEARING A DRACULA COLLAR AND SOME STICKERS BONUS: THEIR HUGE POOPS

3. Corythosaurus THIS IS THAT DINOSAUR THAT HAS A MOHAWK ANY QUESTIONS DIDN’T THINK SO

2. Apatosaurus NECK LIKE A TRUCK TRUCK TRUCK THIGHS LIKE WHAT WHAT WHAT

1. Tyrannosaurus Rex “LOL ITS ARMS” LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN LOL AFTER THE T-REX RIPS OUT YOUR LUNGS, LOSER

George Clooney Is The Best Part Of 'Gravity' Because He Is Literally Real-Life Buzz Lightyear

Fact: Buzz Lightyear is kind of actually really sexy. The problem is, he’s a cartoon and has purple hair and a swirl goatee. But OMG. You may have no realized it until now, but George Clooney is basically Buzz Lightyear. ANNND, in the movie Gravity, he plays a really hot astronaut. Hot. But hotter. What makes George Clooney in Gravity hotter is: A. He’s real. B. He’s a legit astronaut with an actual brain. C. He doesn’t have a swirl for a goatee. He also has a jetpack which is cool. And brown eyes. Big, beautiful brown eyes. Now here are some random pictures from Gravity because it’s hot. Right here, we have astro George making close contact with Sandy. Also astro George’s name in the movie is Matt Kowalsky. That is a hot name. Space sucks… except it wouldn’t if you were with George Clooney who was an astronaut. Floating in space, on the verge of instant death, tethered to Sandra Bullock never looked so good. And in all honesty, the best part of Gravity was when George takes his helmet off. Jesus Christ. Save me. Now a word from Tina and Amy because they’re always right. Thank you for your time.

9 Ways Halloween Is Different After College

In college, picking out a costume was like. Now you go back to visit and you’re like. In college, you went out on Halloween like. Now you’re like. In college, you and your friends make awesome group costumes. Now you’re like. In college, when you see a cute couple dress up together. Now you’re like. But then you’re like. In college, when you see someone else with the same costume. Now you’re like. In college, when kids show up to your apartment to trick or treat. You mean there are children in this town? Now you’re like. In college, when your friend suggests you enter the costume contest at the end of the night. WE’RE FABULOUS. Now you’re like. In college, when your friend shows up in a costume consisting entirely of lingerie. Now. In college, when someone asks if you’d rather stay home and watch “Hocus Pocus”. Now. HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

In Appreciation Of Mozzarella Sticks

Let’s get right down to business: Mozzarella sticks are AMERICA. Cheese. Deep Fried. As a stick. Pretty much everything you need all in one food. Melty AND crunchy. Deep fried to a mouth-watering golden brown. AMAZING even when they’re disgustingly bad. Because CHEESE. Deep fried, gooey, melt-in-your-mouth CHEESE. AS A STICK. A dippable, dunkable, deep-fried STICK. OF GREASY CHEESE. The ONLY food you will EVER need. CHEESE STICKS. The end.

22 Animals Who Are Like YAAAAAAAS

OMG it’s a snow day?! YAAAAAS! YAAAAAS, they have a vegan menu! GASP is this a Gilmore Girls marathon? It is?!?! YAAAAAAAAS! Oh you are workin’ those shoes, honey, YAAAAAAAAS! YOU GOT ME BEYONCE TICKETS?! YAAAAAAAAAASSS! I found the last one in my size! YAAAAAAAAS! YAAAAAS, we’re having class outside today! Nordstrom Rack is having a sale! YAAAAAAASSS! Those shoes just gave me my entire life, child, YAAAAAASSS! YAAAAAAAS, The Rock just put new workout pics on his Instagram! YAAAAAAAAAAS the government shutdown is finally over! Open bar?! YAAAAAAAASSSS! YAAAAAAAAAAAS, we’re getting the band back together! Half day at the office today, YAAAAAAAAAAAS! Finally got in at the nail shop! YAAAAAAAAAS, honey, yaaaaaaaaas! Did you lose weight because OMG, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!! YAAAAAAAAAS, it’s free sample day at Costco! YAAAAAAAAS, I got an A on that test that I didn’t even study for! New Scandal comes on tonight! YAAAAAAAAASS! This view is beautiful, YAAAAAAAAAAAAS! I just found $20 on the ground, YAAAAAAAASS! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!

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