Black sheep

How can one man be so fixated on forever, and at the same time infatuated with catastrophe? I suppose the truth is- part of me is drawn to d i s a s t e r, while the other half is captivated by infinity. - livinginthefuturecmk

[noahyes]

when her pussy too deep, you be like

[bvstardwalsh]

[bvstardwalsh]

the students of cru as bob's burgers

Bob Belcher - Callum Zakaria ( Daddy issues, and foodie.)

Linda Belcher - Lizzy Morgan  ( Feminist mom.)

Louise Belcher - Jace Addams ( If sociopathy were ok.)

Tina Belcher - Tammy Ascuitto ( Awkward af around dicks.)

Gene Belcher -  Olivia Wazowski  ( PB&J )

Mort - Steve Barnes ( All I’ve seen is weird. )

Teddy - Matty Rodriguez ( I’d trust him with my kids. )

Jimmy Pesto sr. - Lukas Cruz  ( No chill, ever.)

Jimmy Pesto -  Jake Harveys ( Those buns keep pulling you in.)

Olly Pesto -  Lux Sinclair ( Really though. )

Andy Pesto - Alice Adler ( Honorable mention. )

Tammy Larsen -  Cora Betancourt ( It makes sense.)

[bvstardwalsh]

the cru as wizards of waverly place

Alex Russo - Rory Hudson ( Bless your parents. )

Justin Russo - Callum Zakaria  ( Hot nerd oxymoron. )

Max Russo - Aiden Farraday ( Not really science. )

Jerry Russo -  Noah Walsh ( Take the hint dumb arse.)

Teresa Russo -  Tamera Asciutto ( Wifey material.)

Harper Finkle - Olivia Wazowski  ( The cute kitchen raider. )

Zeke Beekerman - Matty Rodriguez  ( The approachable nerd.)  

Juliet Van Heusen - Francesca Henderson ( Blond, nice and unnaturally clear complexion.)

Mason Greyback - Bastian Palma ( Token English guy. ) 

 Mr. Larritate - Castor Troy  (Good teacher man. )

Gigi - Ava Harris ( Accurate af. )

[bvstardwalsh]

the students of cru as toy story

Woody - Cooper Riley ( Only southern kid on campus. ) 

Buzz Lightyear - Castor Troy  ( An ass that’s out of this world.) 

Mr. Potato Head - Callum Zakarria ( You fanboy. )

Slinky Dog - Noah Walsh ( Tall and loyal, until gravity fucks you up.)

Ms. Bo Peep -  Ginny Roose  ( Big lady boner for the cowboy.) 

Sheep - Gia Benson, Sam Miller , Grace Mckenzie ( The squad. )

Green Army Men - Aiden Farraday, Arthur Masters, George Parkes ( It’s a circle jerk friendship. )

RC - Beau Kenzie ( Beep beep motherfucker.) 

Rocky Gibraltar - Lukas Cruz ( I mean???) 

LGMs (Little Green Men /Aliens) - Brandon Sayer, Cam Waite ( Dogged determination for that dick. )

Sid Phillips - Bastian Walsh ( I still hate all of you. ) 

Andy Davis -  Matty Rodriguez ( Because you’re all thirsty, and want to play with him.) 

[bvstardwalsh]

the students of cru as guardians of the galaxy

Gamora - Gwen Mullins  ( You want her to kick your ass.) 

Drax - Lukas Cruz ( ‘Roid rage & big mouth. )

Rocket - Spencer Mullins ( More big mouth & kind of a dick but decent friend.) 

Groot - Noah Walsh. ( Tall fluffy &  really fucking nice. ) 

Peter Quill - Bastian Walsh ( Mostly because I dislike all of you, and I’m the foreigner. ) 

[alwaysagem]

[bvstardwalsh]

❝ This is why I’m indispensable---When Matty’s overworked the rest of you lot lack common sense...❞   There’s a pronounced roll of blue eyes, but no mistaking his satisfaction. It’s a useful solution. And neither should really suffer---As it is? He’d doubt Castor would have any trouble being challenged over Callum’s grades if they did so happen to date. The bloke was fairly consistent in so much as grade point average went. ❝Good, I’m almost done, hurry up before we miss dinner. Those wanks won’t hesitate to let us go hungry.❞ Nose crinkled, he scribbles the last set of numbers before shoving both notebook and tablet into a distressed black leather back pack. ❝You’d better name your first kid after me.❞

[bvstardwalsh]

❝ What’d you get for four?❞  His own gaze drifts down to his own paper as he scratches out the problem on his scrap piece and takes another swig of much too sweet coffee before popping open the milk and diluting for his own health. It doesn’t take a genius to tell the subject makes Callum a tad apprehensive---But then, Bastian doesn’t exactly expect to be floored by the overall admission.. ❝Both of you are horrible--I swear to bloody christ the pinning is gonna go and drive the rest of us mad in that house. ❞ He snorts and lets his own gaze lower back down to the paper, pencil scratching away a few numbers before he gives the last thought on the subject. ❝ If he likes you as much as you like him---He’ll walk away from it. Quitting to T.A. another class is acceptable isn’t it?❞

[moonchild-owlsoul]

[bvstardwalsh]

❝I’d get a couple of ice cubes if I were you---It’s the really goopy pink kind.❞

[bvstardwalsh]

❝Spoke a little too soon---❞ A brow lofts at her look of abject horror, before he’s giving a sympathetic grunt.  ❝Too deep, there’s no way you can play it off unless one of your friends is tagged in there too.❞

[bvstardwalsh]

❝ If there’s no noise complaint in the neighborhood they aren’t doing it right.❞ There’s a certain unwelcome feeling he can’t quite pinpoint when it comes to Callum. Theirs was a friendship started by convenience. Of like minds in terms of studiousness---And beacons of sanity at respective family gatherings. But try as he might? It’s evolved beyond the playful antagonism & synchronized side eye. He’d genuinely like to see Callum something other than stressed and overworked. And honestly? He only really seems to let his guard down around one particular individual these days. It’d really take a dense idiot not to note the mutual interest. ❝ I call bullshit, it’s a disturbing amount of babyface on a fine tuned body.❞  Bas lofts a sardonic brow. ❝ You’re talking like a can’t do both. ❞

[bvstardwalsh]

❝I don’t know Iggy Iggy booty so biggy—❞ Fingers move to rake through a curly mop of hair as he hums out in amusement. Blue eyes settle on a darker set.  ❝Old guy asked me out in a DM, it’s about $1,000 bucks for dinner and pictures. I’m still pondering how morally bankrupt I am. How’s the views?❞

[bvstardwalsh]

❝ Slow down with the cliches will you? I’ll get whiplash. Why are you bragging about sleeping with a forty five year old? I’d be more worried about her kid, big guy on the wrestling team. ❞

[mattysupreme-blog]

All of you can go home. I've found the Kennedy to my Monroe.

I’m ready for my lapdance whenever you are, Walsh.

[bvstardwalsh]

❝You suave wanker--- This is it isn't it? You really are Matty Mars.❞

[bvstardwalsh]

❝ No, my nanny preferred quiet time and soaps. ❞ Bastian deadpanned smoothly, only to crack a smile at the mention of questionable meat. If they were honest? More than one dick in the room could probably fit the same description. ❝ Huh...You were that kid in primary school weren’t you? Sharing the cookies and brownies. Yeah, alright. It’s better than jell-o’d chicken. ❞

[bvstardwalsh]

❝ Not bad---Highway to hell, cello rendition. All the good musicians are dead and there’s no way I’m not being buried to live music.❞ It’s not like he doesn’t know the bloke about as well as his cousin by now right? Or dated one of the people that happens to know him the most. ❝You’re into the twink thing?❞  A mild look of amusement follows as unscrews the top of his drink and takes a swig. ❝ Funny, could’ve sworn your type ran more along the lines of Campus dad. ❞