simulation glitching

est. sept 26th 2016 [masterlist] [about] [networks]

[bxebxee]

(whispers after thought) i realize that you could be inactive as well but maybe in five years you’ll come back and see my message <333

boo! I'm here!!

[97-liners]

fwb!woozi x fem!reader

words: 10k

genres/themes: friends with benefits, college au, smut (minors do not interact!), fluff, angst, romance, it’s got a little bit of everything 

warnings: typical college parties (alcohol), explicit sexual content (choking, oral sex, unprotected sex, mentions of light bondage, mentions of woozi as a hard dom, most of the sex is pretty vague though)

In which there’s two things you knew when you were entering this arrangement. One: Jihoon doesn’t like relationships. Two: You’re a damn fucking fool for Lee Jihoon.

The two of you are in a 24-hour diner. It’s long after midnight, but you’re always a little hungry after getting your guts rearranged, and Jihoon is deceptively kinky, so you’re really craving the comfort of salt and carbs tonight.

“I mean, if it’s an agreement that we sign, isn’t it a contract?” You pop another fry into your mouth.

Jihoon sighs. “Calling it a contract feels too serious. I want this to stay casual. That way, everything is easy and nobody gets hurt.”

He slides the napkin across the table to you and sets the ballpoint pen down next to it. Glancing down, you read the words written on the thin brown paper as you chew.

1. kissing okay - but can’t be soft or excessive 2. no staying the night 3. no pillow talk or cuddling 4. don’t acknowledge the arrangement in public 5. either party can end things at any time

And then there’s the last unspoken one, obvious enough that it doesn’t even need to be discussed. Don’t fall in love.

title and soundtrack: lowkey - niki

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[bxebxee]

i think it has been a fun six-year run

[bxebxee]

any yakuza fans here T__T

[phantomstatistician]

Tag: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics

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Source: AO3

[naptimed]

@bxebxee 😶

[bxebxee]

KDJDKEKDNDKSZ WELP.

[spitzonthefritz]

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

[bxebxee]

girl YES I WOULD!! in general I feel like even if it’s been years when I go back and read fics I enjoyed I still feel the same feeling as when I first read them, so an update would be amaxing for both my younger self and current self hahah

;_______; okay! i will do it! 

[bxebxee]

guys if i posted an update to the thing i wrote four years ago would anyone read LMFAO

[bxebxee]

from now on im not going to use the word “cunnilingus” gtfoh with that latin shit! we are just going to call it “pussy munching” so everyone understands.

[bxebxee]

i just want u guys to know that bridgerton is how i imagined tae in my royalty au thing and i feel Seen by that show

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

reblog and tag what is “your” video game, aka the game you could make an entire video essay on it, mines acnl

[phantombywayv]

lucas x female reader

best friends to friends with benefits, mostly pwp

words: 6k

content warnings: fingering (fem receiving), oral (male receiving), sex, some pretty standard stuff

in which you’ve never had an orgasm, but your best friend thinks he can change that

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[jung-koook]

taehyung for weverse magazine

[bxebxee]

my boifriends

[bxebxee]

What was your fave BTS era? (Music wise)

2014-2017 was peak for me music wise. i was just not feeling it post ynwa in terms of the music. 

[bxebxee]

[bxebxee]

i just love megan thee stallion a lot